#timber

[plagueislost]

tim get your head in the FUCKING game

[the-jason-todd-impreganator]

Tim, drinking a milkshake:

Jason: Ha, suck on that straw any harder and people will think you're gay.

Tim:

Tim: I'm literally married to Bernard???

Tim: And I give amazing head!

Bernard, from the other room, unprovoked: HELL YEAH HE DOES!

Bruce: Can we not discuss our bedroom habits in the dining room?

Dick: I walked in on you going down on Tim's Dad in this dining room once.

Tim: WHAT!?

Bruce: That was a while ago.

Tim: BEFORE OR AFTER MY MOM AWHILE AGO!?

Bruce:

Bruce: I don't have to answer that.

[akaanmo]

sometimes you have to battle art block with a good ol kiss

[nayomichy]

MY SHAYLAAAAAAAS

[grakkie]

Down with the Bernard slander, I think he’s under-utilised BUT he has so much potential!!

[thcyn]

now that Tim has more free time :D

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[belladonna-nyx]

Did we all collectively agree that Tim chooses to have a public feud with Red Robin as a way to cover his identity?

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Reporter, pushing a microphone on RR: What are your thoughts on Tim Wayne's recent kidnapping?

Red Robin, deadpan: He's an asshole cosplaying a feral racoon and whiny bitch.

-Later that day-

Tim, watching the news: Well fuck you too *flips off the TV*

Batfam: *concerned*

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Bernard, who's publicly in a relationship with Timothy Drake-Wayne, was caught kissing RR on a rooftop. Kon-El, who the world thinks definitely has a thing with RR, was seen carrying Tim back to a penthouse at night.

This leads Gotham city to believe that Tim and RR stole eachother's boyfriend. Thus fuelling another war between RR and Tim on twitter.

It didn't help when a picture of Bernard and Superboy having a date was posted online.

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Tim: *requested and funded a Red Robin joint to be built in Gotham city *

A video of RR staring at the building offended and distained from across the street went viral.