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"So, do you like, eat the heads of your mates after fucking them or what?" -Adam

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It's him. Time to tell him off for being a fucking asshole.

"I would with you."

Nailed it.

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"Hey, uh, dad." Abel landed nearby, offering one of the two sodas he had in his hands. "So you still gonna head back down to Hell for that, uh..." He inhaled through his teeth. "Extermination?" As if the meeting with the Princess of Hell wasn't awkward enough.

@dickmasterz

"Ah, yeah." The most casual sounding response he could have ever given that question. Still, he didn't give it his full focus because it was Abel. Adam couldn't stand the thought of taking him with him. What would he do, cower behind the other angels the whole time and not let them get any kills in?

"Ya know, with your pussyfooting around, you almost sound like you don't want it to happen." He leaned forward to grin in the blond's face. There really was nothing he could do about it even if he didn't want it going on. "I bet you're gonna sit on your ass the whole time we're down there, worrying about the poor sinners in their time of need--"

A loud laugh was ripped out of him, head tipped back in full enjoyment of the sentiment. Abel might as well become a fucking sinner with that logic.

"Don't tell me you're one of those fuckin' bleeding hearts that flutter around up here like those losers aren't knocking on our door, waiting for their chance to take us out. I'd take you down there just to leave your ass behind with that kind of thinking!" Adam straightened up, folding his hands in front of himself as he took in his son with a condescending scowl.

"How the fuck are we even related. You sure as fuck didn't come from me."

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"Don't spiders like, eat moths or whatever?" Pause. "Not erotically, I mean??" -Adam (for Angel this time xD)

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"Niff's still got her knife, ya know."