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[not--ready--to--make--nice]

I just want his dick in my mouth 😭😭😭

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[thispussyglitter]

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[awesomehis]

Strong lover

[getalifesw33ty]

Having a boyfriend is embarrassing

and if they are not embarrasing you, you are embarrasing them. I have lived by this mindset for a long time already. yeah, maybe I also don't have the most experience personally in the field but that does not mean that I haven't seen from the sidelines enough examples of my theory being proven right.

This girl I know, Elizabeth, has just spent the last few months tweaking out and telling everyone who listens how she has had a horrible interraction with one guy and now she is beyond scared of the whole male population. whitin that time she has also had a bunch of talking stages and has also found herself a boyfriend. So far nothing to really commentate. Maybe she found the guy she is finally not scared of. but tell me why she has to then go on and start to agressivly flirt with her math teacher. God forbid someone else is trying to ask a MATH TEACHER questions, because this bitch just needs his attention at all times and will not stop screaming in the front row "teacher, teacher, teachherr..." more and more seductevly until the poor guy has no other choice than to go and help her. only for her question to be something dumb as hell and about something she more than likely already knew. yeahh.. embarrassing. and to top it really of, she has recived some animal videos on tiktok from a random boy in her class and keeps on bringing this up to everyone she can, whilest being mindboggingly flustered and taken off her feet by those, let me say it again, ANIMAL videos. It must be mad embarrassing for her boyfriend to have this girl go around and slurping up any ounce of male attention she physicly can.

I would also really love to belive that she does not acctually have any nasty toughts about her teacher but she is also the girl who came back to school this year in the fall and started bragging about blowing a 30 something year old man. I can't judge her too much, after all haven't all of us had a little schoolgirl crush on a teacher at one point, and I would be the biggest liar i know, and that would be hard to be, if i sayed that a 30 year old man could not blow me of my feet, both mentally and physically, and make me flattered with his attention. BUT I would never disrespect my partner like that and if your partner is in your eyes worthy of such treatment then why even be with him. why?

so anyways i'm single and that might be for the better