#dierkstride

[dirkstrider2]

!!!

It’s awesome that you briefly tried to get along with my bro. I bet they appreciate that, so keep it up.

[dirkstrider2]

dierkstride replied to your post:Speaking of machinations I regret, I’ll have my AR...

I have an AR.

That is no surprise to me. I’ve seen your AR around before.

[birdemojis-blog]

🐰 HOP HOP HOP 🐰 onto that ⤴️ RISEN ✝ JESUS ✝ COCK! 🍆💦 On this day, our lord 🙏 & savior 🙏 ROSE 👆👆 THAT DICK 🍆 up ⬆️ to save 🙌 us all & open the LEGS of 🙏⛅️ HEAVEN'S PUSSY 💦🐱💦 Jesus has CUM 💦 again & now the 🐇🐰 EASTER BUNNY 🐰🐇is 💦 CUMMIN 💦 to nibble 👅 on that 🍆 CARROT COCK 🍆 Send ➡️ this to 1️⃣0️⃣ of your HORNIEST 💦🔥 HOLY HOES 🙏✝ this resERECTION day 🍆💦 or you wont get that EASTER 🍬 CANDY 🍬 COCK in your basket 😭🍆 Get 3️⃣ back & you'll be BLESSED 🙏 with the HOLY 💦

spades daddy what the fuck

[rockthehass-blog]

Hey, thanks for housing me while I get back on my feet. I've found a place so I'm just going to quietly slip out in the middle of the night. Thanks again, Jake.

Why would you leave in the middle of the night? There’s no rush, you are welcome to stay until morning. You are always welcome to visit for that matter. 

[ectobiologoof]

#Could be better.

how are you going to tell a bro that, let alone on arm day,

[literalillbeats]

#You’re really cute.

@dierkstride i look like a hobo in dire need of a shave …but thanks

[rockthehass-blog]

Look over here, you fucker, I'm winking at you.

Look over here! You silly. I am sticking my tongue out at you. 

[rockthehass-blog]

What I want from you is love.

I would re-use Princess Leia’s notorious “I know” gif, but I think we can all agree a joke left out too long stales and rots. Instead, i will say this submission is rather sweet. Thank you, Dierk. Best of luck earning more. Hehehe.