What your coffee says about you?
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Now that cappuccino is out of fashion, will you be drinking flat white or double espresso? Watch out what your answer is gonna be, cause it can tell A LOT about you.
Black coffee: Wise. You really appreciate coffee for what it is.
Frappuccino: Brave. You grab your drink and make haste for the exit before the coffee shop crowd has a chance to judge you for the calorie-per-cent drink you just shelled out few dollars for.
Mocha: Sweet. Bitter drinks and bitter attitudes are just not your thing. And hey, when has chocolate ever hurt anyone? You say shots, shots, shots, everybody! Flavor shots, that is. A little bit of sugar helps the medicine go down, right?
Espresso: When it comes to caffeine, you don't fool around. You're not looking for taste or frills—you need your caffeine buzz, and you're going to get at as quickly and efficiently as possible.
Regular latte: You have no shame in your order. The perfectly balanced concoction of espresso and steamed milk are much like your perfectly-balanced personality: hovering between narcissistic and humble.
Iced coffee: Much like your drink, you're chill. You slyly shake around the ice cubes and sip until your temperature matches your mindset: cool.
Soya flat white: The sign of the lactose-intolerant, gluten-spurning, orthorexic control freak. If you do happen to suffer from any of these modern afflictions, the dignified order is black coffee.
Almond milk flat white: This person must have a large Instragram following, a line of yoga-wear and a bestselling cook book. Erm… can I just have… a normal coffee… white two sugars… oh fiddlesticks what is it called these days?
Mango frappuccino: If you are eight-years-old, fine. If you are any older, please examine your life priorities.
Decaff: You don’t get out much do you?
But no matter what your drink of choice is, behind all the hissing machines, sugary syrups and barista judgment lies a fact: coffee is to be enjoyed. So do your thing you coffee lover.