Vincenzo isn’t making a mess, he is the mess. x @di-filia
“You’re going to make me cry. Honestly, truly,” he wines, I mean whines, fingers splayed across his chest, not at all to display the fancy new set of acrylics he got done just to spend a day or two with her. But also, like, look at them. Shiny. “I think I’m a very pleasant...”
“Fuck. Actually, that’s mine.” Now that she mentions it, it smells like Acqua di Gio all over one of his duffels, he just has to figure out which. Let him grace her floor with his presence as well, kneeling and flipping them over, one by one. “What I meant to say was, I am a very pleasant guest to have.” He looks Luigi dead on in the eye and insists, “Right? Aren’t I?”
“Anyway, your gift is actually back in my place. I’ve been holding onto everything for Natale, I don’t plan on ruining my gifts now. I’m not that great of company.”
A-ha! He’s found it, and managed to cut his thumb while doing so. Bound to happen when his search method consists of shuffling his hand around in the bag.
“Porca madonna, can I get a bandage or something?”