An Exclusive Interview with Joey Lasagne
Leaky Loonage recently dug up a once famous now retired Italian actor Mr. Joey Lasagne. He rose to fame in the year 1969 for his jaw-dropping performance as Man Hole in the film Privates of The Canadian.
JL: INTERVIEW ME
LL: How do you cut your hair?
JL: i cut my hair on the sharpness of my wit.
LL: How sharp is your wit?
JL: Sharper than a blade polished with the hopes and dreams of small children.
LL: What do you think the hopes and dreams of children are like?
JL: .. filled with an endless amount of happyness o3o
LL: Define happiness.
JL: Happyness is contentment you can share with others.
LL: What makes you content nowadays?
JL: Playing music.
LL: What kind of music do you play and why?
JL: Mostly piano but only because my friend stole my guitar and sold it for drugs.
LL: I see. Okay so tell us something about your involvement in this drug biz.
JL: Im not involved in it xD my ex-room-mate was and i never knew until he stole my guitar, laptop, and trust.
LL: Im sorry about that..
JL: Quite alright it was a long time ago.
LL: So what’s the most difficult part you have ever played?
JL: The preacher in-a cat on a hot tin roof.
LL: One last question sir..
JL: Okie doodily ask away
LL: What is your immediate urge besides hugging a slug?
JL: To give you a hug after ive hugged said slug :3