#digimon shitposts

[lespoopypodle]

“Hate to be the barer of bad news. Wait no I️ don’t, I️ love bringing bad news I️ hate y’all. Anyways, there’s something very wrong right now.” Tech said.

Quote from my Digimon fanfic from over half a year ago. Glad to see I️ still have the TechPhantom’s vibe right

[lespoopypodle]

Rosa’s Gotsumon: please excuse her, she’s young.

Wormmon: yeah? Well I’ve got trauma and attachment issues

Gotsumon: same dude. I️ once watched my friends get captured and then forced to fight by the Digimon Kai-

Wormmon, quietly: shhh we don’t talk about the Kaiser around Ken unless we really need to

Gotsumon, quietly: why? Was he traumatized by the Kaiser too?

Wormmon: no *thinks a bit* you know what actually yes he was let’s just go with that

[lespoopypodle]

Ken: if only my rap sheet was just “stealing doors and filling people’s houses with a large number of birds”

Daisuke: he was kinda coocoo

Scar: well it happens to everyo- *drives his wheelchair off the tree they’re in for the third time*

[lespoopypodle]

Yeah I’ll eat that

Shawn and Gus

Daisuke and Ken

[lespoopypodle]

Ken: Daisuke just thinks every fruit is an apple

Daisuke: no I️ don’t

Ken: really? What are these *holds up some cherries*

Daisuke: tiny apples

Ken: no. What about this? *holds up a pumpkin*

Daisuke: Halloween Apple

[lespoopypodle]

Ken: this is kinda embarrassing but I️ had another nightmare

Daisuke: it’s ok. I️ had a nightmare that I️ showed up to class in only my underwear and Kari was there. And then I️ had a dream that Mummymon was in the circus

Ken: and that’s exactly why I️ love you, man

[lespoopypodle]

“I’m abusing this Ikea wood even more than the Kaiser abused Wormmon” when trying to push wood together to go with “I’m abusing this puzzle even more than Megatron abused Starscream” while hitting puzzle pieces into place

[lespoopypodle]

*gaspu* look a Tentamon. I’ll have good luck. How do I️ say ladybug in Spanish