Monty, watching Lunar and Helpi from afar: Two Bros, Chillin in a lake. Five feet apart because they think they’re not gay, BUT THEY REALLY ARE-

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Monty, watching Lunar and Helpi from afar: Two Bros, Chillin in a lake. Five feet apart because they think they’re not gay, BUT THEY REALLY ARE-
Lunar: You’re not ascending to godhood, you’re just dehydrated
Helpi: Outta my way, gayboy! I’m about to liberate myself from this mortal shell!
*later*
Helpi, texting Lunar: hopital
Lunar: *mixing different alcoholic beverages together*
Helpi: What are you making?
Lunar: A mistake
Helpi: So that's what's been happening huh?
Lunar: mhm
Helpi: Well if you ever need someone to talk to or a shoulder to lean on... I'd be willing...
Lunar: Thanks... You're a good friend Helpi...
Helpi: I try...
Helpi: I’m doing what I can to jog your memory
Lunar: It’s jogging, I guess. Its tiddies are jiggling a little
Helpi: Nice... anyways-
Helpi: When I first got my autism diagnosis, my first thought was “woah… it’s canon” and I think that maybe thoughts like that is why Lunar made me get tested
Lunar: look Helpi, I'm not slut shaming you but...
Lunar: Actually yeah, I'm TOTALLY slut shaming you
Helpi: Don’t preach to me about romance, Lunar. I had a three-way in a hot-air balloon