There's been new f-ers in the Penis Smp
Anyways, just rant and give us some of your own custom lore! Have fun! Write all you can and want!
Custom lore you say? Get ready for all of the Dilfboss lore I can write before I need to go to class.
Dilfboss joined the server around like a week or two ago, so he’s really new to whole server. He gets basic stuff, like stone tools and what not before making a “small” underground base. There’s one main room with staircases going downwards into 6-8 different rooms, filled with stuff, there’s a bed room, a crafting room, a “kitchen”, a soon to be enchanting room, a soon to be nether portal room, and the rest are just filled with chests. And just about it for the only stream we have about his lore.
Out of the that stream, on his tumblr he explained his relations with everyone, basically everyone but Milfboss, dilfass and Penis is just neutral. They all three are positives, even if they never met before in the server. So we know that they might of been friends before Dilfboss joined in a different server or it’s something else fully. So they already have more importants then everyone else. And on a just a hang out and chill stream, he says that his character for psmp is going to be a yesman. Someone who does anything for anyone who asks. But your relation matters. If you have a negative relation and someone with a neutral or higher relation, that he’ll help the neutral or higher relation.
He says that who ever he helps the most, like would drop everything he’s doing to help them no matter what would be basically a god in his eyes, someone who can do no wrong and someone he needs to lay down his life to protect. Which is really important so we know that “oh fuck, lets hope someone bad who would hurt people and use Dilfboss for their own gain won’t become a god in his eyes, because that could go so very wrong”
He also states later in the stream he really likes squids and swimming around in the water and could hold his breath (aka why i said glow squid headcannon, he is part glow squid)
Thats all the lore I have planned out for him. I don’t wanna ruin someone elses lore that they are making for their characters, but people who do dilfass, Milfboss and Penis lore, come hit me up, lets see if we can merge lores together.













