#dimko

[amustrad]

cigarette burns, fast cars, fast women and cheap drinks

[fureiya]

Dimko is my oc btw I just realised I barely talk about him and it looks like I'm tagging random posts as nonsense

This is Dimko he's stinky. Beware

[amustrad]

get dimked idiot

[amustrad]

Jump into the driver's seat and put it into speed drive

[amustrad]

i believe in a house in the clouds

[amustrad]

Coupla dimks

[amustrad]

So what say you

And all your friends

Meet all of my friends

In the alley tonight!

[fureiya]

Dimko Factes™️:

- hes in a band named Pripyat. They are posthardcore-ish and started out as a Tool cover band in high school

- his middle name is fucking Derek

- same birthday and height as Kurt Cobain (he wants to fuck him so bad)

- his glass eye fell down the back of the sofa 3 years ago and hasn't been seen since

- his government name is dimitri. His mum heard his father's parents (russian) use the actual diminutive "dimka" but misheard it as Dimko so now hes dimko

- everyone cyberbullies him because hes easily provoked and its funny to piss him off

- daddy issues mama issues no one likes him