Feb 25, 2017
Everyone is talking about art, singing, and going to school and i’m just sitting here, Getting ready to Jerk my Meat.
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Everyone is talking about art, singing, and going to school and i’m just sitting here, Getting ready to Jerk my Meat.
I’m a fucking dork.
Anyone wanna know why? of course you do why wouldn’t cha.
Came home from work with a box of donuts and precariously balance those, a half eaten one and my notebook which of course got covered in jelly but i thought “ eh no biggie i’ll just lick it off”. How fucking wrong was i? very wrong, it was a ringed notebook and i also happen to have open ring lip piercings and one thing led to another as you all realize where we got closer than to drunks on a honeymoon, so close and painfully so, i had to get my brother to unhook me from the dangling shame lest i rip open my face.
So if anyone following me has ever thought about getting Payday 2 but was like;” Wow thats a lot of dlc and shit, i don’t have money for that so maybe i wont get it”
Nows the time to get it, its like 15$ for the GOTY edition which has everything but the Latest 2 dlcs in it so it’s a massive save.
Plus if people ever want to play anything on steam just msg me or something and i’ll pass over any required info: Skype,curse,steam yadyadaada.
Such a good procrastinator, Like the fuckin best. 1:15 AM- “Ah well i should get back to practicing bass” Hands-start moving cursor to netbar “what are you doing, stop we don’t have time for this” fanfic.net “STOP, WE HAVE TO PRACTICE OTHER THINGS RIGHT NOW< NO READING FOR US!” opens google document “WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU’RE DOING,WE CAN’T WRITE,PLUS HAVE TO FUCKING PRACTICE DIPSHITS” 1:30 AM-types out a thousand word fanfic begining “STOP IT RIG....wait a second, this isn’t half terrible shit, give yourselves a hand”*clapping ensues from my own pun* “Alright well lets practice now” fanfic.net “No, stop, stahp please leave the public out of personal embarasmment” publish new story “Shit stop, people won’t it’s me but i’ll know, thats what matters, for me just stop i give up, we’ll go to bed , how about that huh” story published “NNNOOOOOOO......”*one new msg* “Hey i was wondering if i could make a writing request” (wait fucking what, like 30 minutes have passed and somebody like a thing they asked for a fucking request, well holy shit i mighht have a very small hidden parsec of potential in me after all) start grasping for guitar again “Gawd fuckin dammit, now you want to play,pricks”