Apr 10, 2022
@dinodouchebaggery
"Say that shit again, yuh sperm gurgling penis leech! I'll knock ya damn block off and then feed your corpse to the birds!"
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@dinodouchebaggery
"Say that shit again, yuh sperm gurgling penis leech! I'll knock ya damn block off and then feed your corpse to the birds!"
@dinodouchebaggery
“I should kill you and splatter your pathetic guts all over the front of Kaiba Corp for sport little dino lover.” He grinned madly noticing the look of sheer terror upon the dinosaur lover’s face. “It would be fun to slice you open and rip out your entrails before strangling you with them~ Keheheheheh~ I could put you in so much pain you pathetic little animal” He cooed in a velvety tone as he slowly approached him summoning a knife. “Better run bitch.” He is going to see how much the young male pisses his pants with the way he is acting. If he manages to not run screaming he might see use in him.
@dinodouchebaggery
It wasn’t uncommon for Mariku to linger in the crowd after his shift. Sometimes simply to chat with ‘friends’ and coworkers, but more often than not, it was to find a play thing. Even if it was just for one night, it was easily accessible. Running on the electricity in the air and his own pride, it left him craving something more.
They’d never be a victim, however. Not when he found them here. Not unless he felt it would be worth the risk or things carried on for more than just a one time thing. Sometimes intentions could change.
For now, the only thing on his mind was having a good night.
Lavender gaze fell on a mop of brunette hair, sitting alone at one of the booths in the corner. Curiosity drawing him closer to inspect. The ones that sat alone were always easier to get close to.
He was delighted when he was able to get a look at the others face and found he rather liked what he saw. An air of uncertainty surrounding the poor thing, it drew his attention like movement in the brush to a starving predator.
Perfect.
He’d made his mind up at once, sauntering over to the booth where the smaller male sat and dragged a clawed digit over the table. Gesturing to the seat across from the other. “Is this seat taken~?” His voice was smooth, playful and friendly with a soft grin on is lips.
“You don’t look like you’re having much fun...”
New face, well this is a surprise ( sorry she never even followed competitive duel monsters so really isn't familiar with anyone in the circuit ).
"Ah is this yours?"
@dinodouchebaggery
@dinodouchebaggery
Happy Birthday
It had been a full year since then. He remembered. Admittedly, though... Amelda wasn’t the best at gifts. Over the course of past few days leading up to now, he’d given it more thought than anything else. Yet, nothing sprang to mind that wasn’t something anyone else could have come up with only knowing him by name and deck archetype.
Ah well...
Please excuse Amelda for showing up with a tray of sweets--including a trio of festively airbrushed cupcakes--and warm birthday wishes. He thought, maybe, company was enough?
Bad Description Meme: Evil magical homeless man with apparent fondness for the sunflower aesthetic, recently evicted from former residence inside a person for being a dick wanders around cackling madly, doing weird things with his abnormally long tongue, threatening to stab people, and trying to take several to the bone zone(whether this means a graveyard or sex depends on the situation)
“Ryuzaki...”He licks over his lips for a moment, after mulling these words over and then nods at the other.“This is a perfectly bad description. I can’t even fault it. The best one I got so far. I don’t know if anything could make this better.”
Visionshipping
Send a pairing with my muse in it and I will answer:
Who eats the least healthy-
Both ladies eat very well.
Which one exercises more-
Mai.
Which one stresses out the most-
Ishizu, but she’s so great at upholding her composed facade that you wouldn’t know.
Which one organizes the fridge like a boss-
Ishizu.
Who cannot sit still for a moment and who is always drained-
Ishizu is always drained from work.
Who must leave the house every day and who never wants to leave-
They both are the former.
Who obsesses over hygiene-
They’re both very clean, but I wouldn’t say they obsess.
Who wakes up earlier-
Ishizu. Part of her work day.
Divulgeshipping
💕 SEND ME A SHIP AND I’LL TELL YOU THE FIRST 5 THINGS THAT COME TO MIND WHEN I THINK ABOUT IT 💕
STATUS: ACCEPTING
YAMI MALIK, THIEF KING, AND ATEM
THIS SHIT MAKES NO SENSE
BUT FUCK IT HOT
JUST FUCK ATEM UP YOU TWO
THIS NEEDS TO BE A HOT BLOODY MESS
I’M TALKING ATEM AS A PET THEY ARE ONLY DOING THIS TO FUCKING BREAK HIM YES GOOD. GET SOME KILLING STALKING SHIT GOING. FUCK THE ROMANCE JUST FUCK ATEM UP.