#dinosaur fails

[bootleg-bill]

This Pachywhatthefuckosarus is suffering from a severe case of gamer neck. If not treated soon, the neck will eventually bend so low that it will phase through the chest and come out of the back. This is generally accepted by the medical community to be a massive fucking inconvenience but at least this dino will be able to see who’s talking shit behind their back.

Source: https://m.alibaba.com/product/60782107249/New-Canna-high-quality-promotion-soft.html?__detailProductImg=//s.alicdn.com/@sc01/kf/HTB1jzBvadfvK1RjSspfq6zzXFXaw.jpg_220x220.jpg

[bootleg-bill]

Terrence the King of all Hells would like to have a word with you about the jumbo burritos in the food court at the local mall. When he says he wants a jumbo burrito he wants them

THIS.

BIG.

Source: https://m.alibaba.com/product/60836872395/2019-new-style-Dinosaur-triangle-dinosaur.html?__detailProductImg=//s.alicdn.com/@sc01/kf/HTB14jr7aEvrK1RjSszfq6xJNVXaj.jpg_220x220.jpg

[bootleg-bill]

I was lucky enough to find one of these guys at the flea market! The fabled Stegotyranosaurus! Look at him! Isn't he glorious?

[bootleg-bill]

Please take him to a doctor his neck isn't supposed to go that way

[bootleg-bill]

A blue and green chinasaur found at the flea market. I shall call it, the sky blue relic crawler!

[bootleg-bill]

A lemon-lime fleahunter, a bipedal reptilian creature that preys on bugs at flea markets

[bootleg-bill]

A demonic deformed ceratopsian Source: https://m.alibaba.com/product/60559906169/KAWAH-Animatronic-Walking-Talking-Dinosaur-Toy.html?spm=a2706.7843299.1998817009.765.l5eQSx

[bootleg-bill]

Is he ok? Source: https://m.alibaba.com/product/60321420775/Park-riding-walking-dinosaur-toy-car.html?s=p&spm=a2706.7843299.1998817009.37.hw624t