#dionysuswinedrunkthoughts

[mfinggodofwine]

hello :0

yooooooooo

[mfinggodofwine]

good morning to the girls and the gays

[mfinggodofwine]

How much alcohol do you consume on any given day?

not enough to deal with my siblings

but probably enough to kill an average mortal

[mfinggodofwine]

What is...

Your opinion on Midas- That fucking dickhead of a fath- king.

What's your opinion on him.

ohhh that guy

he was like… really good to silenus i gave him like

a golden touch or something.

idk he like couldn’t eat or something so he got rid of it… it’s been awhile since i thought about that guy

[mfinggodofwine]

Dionysus what do YOU think of toothpaste

normal things…?? i’m still butthurt you humans didn’t want my amazing invention of wine toothpaste, it really would have made your lives better…

i also have no need for brushing my teeth.

it’s not like they’ll fall out of my head

…oh shit wait could they?

[mfinggodofwine]

humans can make some good tv. rupuals drag race is peak fr

[mfinggodofwine]

🍷 “Ugh- my head.”

“My name is of course Dionysus, god of wine and too many other things to list. I’m a very busy guy- ooo.. wine..”

🍇 DIONYSUS

Olympian god of wine, partying, ecstasy (the drug and feeling), vegetation, pleasure, festivity, madness and wild frenzy. Trans people too.

Number one panther lover.

First and only thighborn god.

Probably too busy partying to deal with you.

Always seen with his followers and lots of drinks.

One way or another, his domain will find you. It’s up to you to decide if that’s a good or a bad thing.

Seeking further information? See below ᢉ𐭩.ᐟ

RULES ( •̀ - •́ )

I am a college student, so I may not be active all the time! I will try, but I also have ADHD and tend to forget about things so please be patient..

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Please keep interactions fun/non-hateful!

OOC Information ᢉ𐭩.ᐟ

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