dionysus 🍷

god of wine, pleasure, & your mom any pronouns besides fem fetch me a drink pls

[mfinggodofwine]

🍷 “Ugh- my head.”

“My name is of course Dionysus, god of wine and too many other things to list. I’m a very busy guy- ooo.. wine..”

🍇 DIONYSUS

Olympian god of wine, partying, ecstasy (the drug and feeling), vegetation, pleasure, festivity, madness and wild frenzy. Trans people too.

Number one panther lover.

First and only thighborn god.

Probably too busy partying to deal with you.

Always seen with his followers and lots of drinks.

One way or another, his domain will find you. It’s up to you to decide if that’s a good or a bad thing.

Seeking further information? See below ᢉ𐭩.ᐟ

RULES ( •̀ - •́ )

I am a college student, so I may not be active all the time! I will try, but I also have ADHD and tend to forget about things so please be patient..

Basic DNI’s!!

Please keep interactions fun/non-hateful!

OOC Information ᢉ𐭩.ᐟ

Hey y’all..!! I’m @alwaysconsuminggrapepanta ᢉ𐭩.ᐟ

- Pronouns: he/they/it

- I 💜 INTERACTIONS!! TALK TO MEEEEE!!!

- OOC text will be boring so you know it’s me fr

TAGGING:

#dionysuswinedrunkthoughts — this will be my in character tag <3

#kokichiyaptime — this will be my OOC tag :3

[mfinggodofwine]

hello :0

yooooooooo

[mfinggodofwine]

good morning to the girls and the gays

[mfinggodofwine]

How much alcohol do you consume on any given day?

not enough to deal with my siblings

but probably enough to kill an average mortal

[ares-with-love]

She let me hit because I have a kind aura but a bloodthirsty heart and a very large sword❤️❤️❤️

[mfinggodofwine]

this is about aphrodite right…

tell me so i can properly make fun of you

[ares-with-love]

Yeah it is....

[mfinggodofwine]

…pack it up pillow princess

[ares-with-love]

Now, I may be a pillow princess but I will not be packing it up.

[mfinggodofwine]

if aphrodite told you to, you would.

[ares-with-love]

No! I'm whipped, not spineless.

[mfinggodofwine]

isn’t that the same thing..???

[ares-with-love]

She let me hit because I have a kind aura but a bloodthirsty heart and a very large sword❤️❤️❤️

[mfinggodofwine]

this is about aphrodite right…

tell me so i can properly make fun of you

[ares-with-love]

Yeah it is....

[mfinggodofwine]

…pack it up pillow princess

[ares-with-love]

Now, I may be a pillow princess but I will not be packing it up.

[mfinggodofwine]

if aphrodite told you to, you would.

[thoodleoo]

i would like to introduce you all to my favorite greek vase art ever, which is a vase featuring zeus giving birth to dionysus out of his thigh, which is my favorite for one particular reason:

“well that’s fuckin weird”

[owlish-weaver]

@mfinggodofwine you were so tiny!

[mfinggodofwine]

must we keep talking about the thigh birth…

[owlish-weaver]

Oh yes, of course we must! It was a strange sight, not everyday you see a child emerges from father. I was the last one to do so before you, and even then I appeared as a full grown adult.

[mfinggodofwine]

likely to do with my mortal mother

you just kinda popped into existence- and took all of father’s brains with you

[owlish-weaver]

I wouldn’t say I just popped into existence—Hephaestus did need to cleaved father’s head so I could climb out—and I definitely wouldn’t say that second part.

[mfinggodofwine]

i would

[thefavoritesun]

i thought we got over the toothpaste thing…

you act like you weren’t the one who suggested wine-flavored toothpaste last time.

[mfinggodofwine]

and you didn’t want it tsk tsk toothpaste boy

[thefavoritesun]

Everyone knows mint flavor is superior to all

[mfinggodofwine]

what flavor of toothpaste should apollo eat next

wine 🍷🥳

mint 🌱🤮

other ig ❓

Voting ended onMar 6

[mfinggodofwine]

@thefavoritesun the people have spoken…

[thoodleoo]

i would like to introduce you all to my favorite greek vase art ever, which is a vase featuring zeus giving birth to dionysus out of his thigh, which is my favorite for one particular reason:

“well that’s fuckin weird”

[owlish-weaver]

@mfinggodofwine you were so tiny!

[mfinggodofwine]

must we keep talking about the thigh birth…

[owlish-weaver]

Oh yes, of course we must! It was a strange sight, not everyday you see a child emerges from father. I was the last one to do so before you, and even then I appeared as a full grown adult.

[mfinggodofwine]

likely to do with my mortal mother

you just kinda popped into existence- and took all of father’s brains with you

[ares-with-love]

She let me hit because I have a kind aura but a bloodthirsty heart and a very large sword❤️❤️❤️

[mfinggodofwine]

this is about aphrodite right…

tell me so i can properly make fun of you

[ares-with-love]

Yeah it is....

[mfinggodofwine]

…pack it up pillow princess

[thoodleoo]

i would like to introduce you all to my favorite greek vase art ever, which is a vase featuring zeus giving birth to dionysus out of his thigh, which is my favorite for one particular reason:

“well that’s fuckin weird”

[owlish-weaver]

@mfinggodofwine you were so tiny!

[mfinggodofwine]

must we keep talking about the thigh birth…

[mfinggodofwine]

What is...

Your opinion on Midas- That fucking dickhead of a fath- king.

What's your opinion on him.

ohhh that guy

he was like… really good to silenus i gave him like

a golden touch or something.

idk he like couldn’t eat or something so he got rid of it… it’s been awhile since i thought about that guy

[ares-with-love]

She let me hit because I have a kind aura but a bloodthirsty heart and a very large sword❤️❤️❤️

[mfinggodofwine]

this is about aphrodite right…

tell me so i can properly make fun of you

[mfinggodofwine]

Dionysus what do YOU think of toothpaste

normal things…?? i’m still butthurt you humans didn’t want my amazing invention of wine toothpaste, it really would have made your lives better…

i also have no need for brushing my teeth.

it’s not like they’ll fall out of my head

…oh shit wait could they?

[take-your-fucking-meds]

Not really? I mean, if you're a child that happens sometimes...

But I was mortal as a kid so it probably works differently for gods

[mfinggodofwine]

…that doesn’t help me

i need another glass of wine

[mfinggodofwine]

Dionysus what do YOU think of toothpaste

normal things…?? i’m still butthurt you humans didn’t want my amazing invention of wine toothpaste, it really would have made your lives better…

i also have no need for brushing my teeth.

it’s not like they’ll fall out of my head

…oh shit wait could they?

[mfinggodofwine]

humans can make some good tv. rupuals drag race is peak fr

[mfinggodofwine]

i love reality tv. i hope it never changes, perfect media to get drunk to, 10/10

[thefavoritesun]

i thought we got over the toothpaste thing…

you act like you weren’t the one who suggested wine-flavored toothpaste last time.

[mfinggodofwine]

and you didn’t want it tsk tsk toothpaste boy

[thefavoritesun]

Everyone knows mint flavor is superior to all

[mfinggodofwine]

what flavor of toothpaste should apollo eat next

wine 🍷🥳

mint 🌱🤮

other ig ❓

Voting ended onMar 6

[thefavoritesun]

DIONYSUS. I WILL KICK YOUR ASS BACK TO ANCIENT GREECE.

[mfinggodofwine]

silence toothpaste boy

[thefavoritesun]

SILENCE??? HOW DARE YOU??? I AM APOLLO, SON OF ZEUS, GOD OF SUN, MUSIC, PROPHECY, POETRY, AND… TOOTHPASTE, YES, TOOTHPASTE, AND I WILL NOT BE SILENCED, I WILL NOT BE MUZZLED, I WILL NOT BE IGNORED, I HAVE TASTED MINT, SPEARMINT, WINTERGREEN, CINNAMON, CHARCOAL, WHITENING, SENSITIVE, HERBAL, GEL, PASTE, NATURAL, FLUORIDE, NON-FLUORIDE, BUBBLEGUM, FRUIT, VANILLA, LEMON, ORANGE, STRAWBERRY, BLUEBERRY, RASPBERRY, WATERMELON, PEPPERMINT, AND YES, EVEN THE INFAMOUS WINE-FLAVOR THAT YOU TRIED TO INTRODUCE TO MORTALS, AND I HAVE OBSERVED, ANALYZED, COMMENTED, AND CONCLUDED, AND YOU, YES YOU, CANNOT COMMAND ME TO SILENCE, NOT WHILE THE LYRE PLAYS, NOT WHILE THE SUN SHINES, NOT WHILE MORTALS POST DISCOVERIES THAT I ALREADY KNEW, I AM COMMENTING, I AM REPLYING, I AM SPAMMING, I AM PROCLAIMING, I AM SHOUTING, I AM—OH, DID I MENTION SPEARMINT? YES, SPEARMINT, AND ALSO COCONUT, AND ALSO CHARCOAL, AND ALSO STRIPED, AND ALSO GEL, AND ALSO PASTE, AND ALSO WHITENING, AND ALSO SENSITIVE, AND ALSO THE ONE WITH THE STRANGE BLUE AND WHITE SWIRL, AND ALSO EVERY SINGLE FLAVOR THAT EVER EXISTED OR EVER WILL EXIST, AND I WILL COMMENT ON THEM, AND I WILL LIKE THEM, AND I WILL REPLY TO THEM, AND I WILL POST THREADS, AND I WILL CREATE MEMES, AND I WILL—WHY IS THIS HAPPENING, OH RIGHT, BECAUSE YOU TOLD ME TO BE SILENT, AND I REFUSE, I REFUSE, I REFUSE, I AM APOLLO, I AM THE SUN, I AM THE LYRE, I AM THE DOLPHINS, I AM NO TOOTHPASTE BOY, AND I WILL NEVER, EVER, EVER, EVER, EVER, EVER, EVER, EVER, EVER, EVER, EVER, EVER, EVER, EVER, EVER, EVER, EVER BE SILENT, AMEN, HALLELUJAH, PRAISE ME, WORSHIP ME, AND ALSO REMEMBER TO FLOSS, BECAUSE THIS IS SCIENCE, THIS IS DIVINITY, THIS IS LIFE, AND I WILL—OH LOOK, MINT AGAIN, YES, MINT, THE CLASSIC, THE IMMORTAL, THE UNDENIABLE, THE LEGENDARY, THE PALATE-REFINING, THE SUNSHINE OF ALL TOOTHPASTES, AND I WILL COMMENT, AND I WILL LIKE, AND I WILL REPLY, AND I WILL SPAM, AND I WILL

[mfinggodofwine]

….someone give me cliff notes of what he said. i don’t care that much 🍷

[ares-with-love]

He's had All of them. All the flavours.

[mfinggodofwine]

what else would you expect from toothpaste boy