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You stink. You like big butts You cannot lie

Half accurate, fight me.

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Brown, rainbow

Excuse me, r00d. 

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40-50. GOGOGOGO.

40:Do I ever get “good morning” or “good night ” texts?

All the time!41:Have I ever kissed the last person you texted?

Last person I messaged aye, I haven’t used my phone in ages.42:When did I last hold hands?

Few days ago with aimeeee43:How long does it take me to get ready in the morning?

Like 5-10 minutes?44:Have You shaved your legs in the past three days?

Er no45:Where am I right now?

In my bedroom46:If I were drunk & can’t stand, who’s taking care of me?

Me, because i don’t drink. MY BODY IS A TEMPLE, A TEMPLE DEDICATED TO CHINESE TAKEAWAY47:Do I like my music loud or at a reasonable level?

Loud48:Do I live with my Mom and Dad?

Aye, Someone buy me a flat.49:Am I excited for anything?

Seeing aimee tomorrow, going on adventures whenever the fuck karrie decides to come back from south korea50:Do I have someone of the opposite sex I can tell everything to?

Quite a few people awh

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TOO HOT

HOT DAMN

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1-42. Fuck yeeeee

1. Are looks important in a relationship?

To an extent I guess2. Are relationships ever worth it?

Yeah ofc3. Are you a virgin?

I’m a fucking nun mate, a slutty nun but a nun nun the less4. Are you in a relationship?

Oui5. Are you in love?

Oui6. Are you single this year?

Nope7. Can you commit to one person?

Yeahh8. Describe your crush

Fuckin nerd. 9. Describe your perfect mate

deals with my shit, likes food & netflix and likes music a lot. 10. Do you believe in love at first sight?

Yeah I guess it works for some people11. Do you ever want to get married?

Eventually I guess, not a priority though12. Do you forgive betrayal?

Depends who you are and what you’ve done. Like some things could be understandable/logical13. Do you get jealous easily?

Never really been jealous tbqh14. Do you have a crush on anyone?

Ayee15. Do you have any piercings?

Nope16. Do you have any tattoos?

No, someone buy me loads pls17. Do you like kissing in public?

Yeah, I’m a bit awkward sometimes but it’s really nice20. Do you shower every day?

Usually21. Do you think someone has feelings for you?

Ayee22. Do you think someone is thinking about you right now?

Maybe ;o?23. Do you think you can last in a relationship for 6 months and not cheat?

Already have, 3 years the other day :’]24. Do you think you’ll be married in 5 years?

Don’t think so25. Do you want to be in a relationship this year?

Yeahh26. Has anyone told you they don’t want to ever lose you?

Yeah actually, awh27. Has someone ever written a song or poem for you?

No :( rude tbqh28. Have you ever been cheated on?

Don’t think so29. Have you ever cheated on someone?

Nah, I’m not that much of a cunt30. Have you ever considered plastic surgery? If so, what would you change about your body?

Remove a bump on my nose but apart from that i’m good man. 31. Have you ever cried over a guy/girl?

Nah32. Have you ever experienced unrequited love?

I have no idea what that means33. Have you ever had sex with a man?

Nah34. Have you ever had sex with a woman?

Oui35. Have you ever kissed someone older than you?

Yeah36. Have you ever liked one of your best friends?

Yeah37. Have you ever liked someone who your friends hated?

Nah everyones cool38. Have you ever liked someone you didn’t expect to?

Yeah actually, kinda weird39. Have you ever wanted someone you couldn’t have?

At one point40. Have you ever written a song or poem for someone?

Not that I remember, done a cover though awh41. Have you had sex so far this year?

Yeah42. How long can you just kiss until your hands start to wander?

Depends how intense it is and shit, idk. I don’t have a stop watch

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