#dire's head

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WAIT

About that Vanilla beard stubble post...

Imagine all the trimmers in the mansion are busted and now most of the heads have beards 🤣

Vanilla: *has a little stubble, touching his face* Okay I ordered some new razors so we'll be ready to go in-

Zeppeli: *his mustache is way longer than it needs to be*

Jonathan: *has a blue beard*

Speedwagon: *has a very long blonde beard and can barely talk through it* MFHH HNNHH HNNFFGHH HHNNHH HNNHH

Dire: *has a beard* you said it

Alessi and Steely Dan: *somehow got their facial hair tied together*

Straizo: *has a goatee*

Tippy: *has a very small mustache, points and laughs at Straizo* Hey look! It's Morbius!!

Straizo: I don't know what that is but I hate you now

Vanilla: *sigh* this is going to be a long delivery process...

[lolobizarreadventuresshatpost]

Roses for Valentine’s Day

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since there's now lots of bouncing heads vanilla keeps the rest of them in one of those horizontal supermarket fridges

Straizo: "Lovely! This new condo comes with a skylight!"

Vanilla: I'm glad Ghiaccio let us keep one of these. I didn't even have to pay him anything. He seemed quite eager to get rid of it too... Huh.

Straizo: This is so luxurious! I feel like a prince!

Zeppeli: Why does this vaguely smell like a dead body...? Are those blood stains?!

Dire: Uh... I found a severed hand in here

Kira: 😳

Joja: ... Please let me out

@jojosleftyadventure

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Kira's head learning that he now has to live in a jar in the fridge from now on >:D

Kira: *in his jar in the fridge, looking very unamused*

Steely Dan: Get a load of Bowie over here, acting like he's the only one who has to deal with this mess!

Jonathan: Oh, it's not so bad, new friend. You'll find it to be quite relaxing once you get used to it

Straizo: I'm living the dream over here! Everything here is just wonderful, I'm sure everyone can agree to that

Zeppeli and Dire:

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Jonathan: "There is one thing I must tell you two about, since you're new here. Once a week, we have our neck bases washed, so we have to go without them for a whole afternoon. I hope you gentlemen don't mind being...exposed."

Straizo: *seeing his own open neck stump in the mirror* "OH, GOOD LORD! Please, don't look at me like this! I'm disgusting!" *tries to cover his neck stump with his hair and starts crying*

Dire: *curiously examining his reflection* "Hmmm...most bizarre indeed. It seems we are alive without blood, lack vocal chords yet are able to speak, and can swallow things despite not having an esophagus!"

Jonathan: "It's one of the weird things about Dio's magic you kind of just stop questioning after a while. Also... I advise you fellows don't try to bounce without your neck bases. It hurts a fair bit."

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Vanilla: "Would you like to watch a movie over popcorn tonight?"

Tippy: "I'd love to...but the sofa is full of severed heads."

(The heads are all piled up on the couch bickering over the remote)

Jonathan: "Which channel is the saturday morning movie block?"

Erina: "Hey, I was waiting for the baking competition!"

Speedwagon: "Do they have Discovery Channel?"

Zeppeli: "And now I'm gonna miss the cooking show."

Caesar: "That can wait, Grampa! I got to see the next episode of that drama soap opera!"

Sorbet and Gelato: "Give us the remote! We were watching the epic pranks show!"

Doppio: "Do you have Disney Channel?"

Squalo and Tiziano: "Don't you have something more romantic on TV?"

Straizo and Dire: "We've never watched TV before."

Alessi and Steely Dan: *buried at the bottom of the pile with their faces pressed into the couch* "MMPH! MMMMMMFFFF!" MMMGHMGGMMM!"

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Vanilla: "Who wants to come along and join us shopping?"

Dire: "Oh please, let us. It's been awfully boring staying here all day!"

Vanilla: *pushes over a baby stroller* "Alright, get in."

Dire: *confused* "E...excuse me!?"

Straizo: *smug smile* "Ah, our own personal carriage!"

Straizo's line made me die laughing-

Dire is just pouting the entire time, while Straizo is enjoying being pampered 😭

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Vanilla washing the heads' hair.

Straizo: *relaxed, satisfied sigh* "Ahhh...one of the perks of having no hands is getting everyone to do everything for you!"

Vanilla: *shampooing Straizo* "You truly are a strange one, aren't you. Most of the others are quite happy despite being a head, but you seem to be the only one who is happy BECAUSE of being a head!"

Straizo: *smirks* "I get to be forever young and immortal and I have caretakers catering to my every need? I fail to see a downside."

Vanilla: *sighs* "Fine, you do you. Now, where's your buddy? It's his turn for a bath--" *reaches beside him and realizes Dire is gone* "Huh? Where did he go?"

Dire: *scooting away with his chin* "LEAVE MY FLAT-TOP HAIRDO ALONE!"

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