#direfoxicorn

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It's Caturday, so here is @direfoxicorn with best boy Tripp

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My wife @direfoxicorn got me this hoodie for Christmas! My phone didn't capture the colors very well but they are the lesbian pride colors.

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My wife @direfoxicorn and I set up our figurine cabinet last night. This is what I've done so far. Most of these are mine. There's still a shelf for her figurines, so I'll have to update once that's filled out too.

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My wife @direfoxicorn and her cat, being too cute for words

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My wife @direfoxicorn got me a carnation for my birthday (it's tomorrow) and also a pun because she said "what in carnation" What a dork. I love her.

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If you’re still doing Lesbian Asks, how about 17, 26, and 31? Also, you talking about your wonderful wife is quite adorable.

Thanks! My wife is adorable, so it makes it easy to talk about her! She’s the best! But if she sees this she’ll say I’m the best, and we’ll just go back and forth about it. “You’re the best” “No you’re the best” until one of us brings up “the wife is always right” and then we agree that we’re both the best! :)

17. If you could live anywhere in the world, where would you live?Hm, hard to say. A tropical beach would be nice, but it couldn’t be too hot or my wife wouldn’t be able to enjoy it. I also like the idea of Northern California, though. I hear it’s pretty nice there and not as expensive as living in Southern California.26. Are you more of a cat person or a dog person?My wife and I are both cat people. We each have cats! I do like dogs, but not enough to own one.

31. Talk about your interests or hobbies!I like playing video games, talking about video games, watching crime shows, photography, and sharks. 

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I ask 13 not 10, but that was a cool answer too ^-^

Oh so you did! My bad, that’s what I get for answering an ask when I just woke up. ^_^; 

13. If taken, talk about your girlfriend/wife!

So there’s a lot to say about @direfoxicorn

Cries easily because she’s a softy with a big heart

Loves animals that a lot of people would ignore for being “ugly” (like possums!)

Really likes catching Rattatas in Pokemon Go for some reason??

Is a super huge Elder Scrolls nerd!! (She has it on PC and PS4)

Still gloats about sticking me with a plasma grenade from across the map that one time playing Halo (I learned how to also use plasma grenades as a counter)

Has an identical twin! (But they are easy to tell apart)

She was the one who asked me out by asking me to be her Valentine

Is two years older than I am

Really loves Zarya! 

also the color pink in general

She has a mohawk and is super adorable!!!

she wears flannel and has a shirt that says “space gay”

she’s really into larp and d&d

I could go on but that’s a start!

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24. (and don't just say "be my wife" lmao). But also 13.

24. If a woman wanted to woo me, what would be a surefire way to do that?I haven't been single in years so I'm not sure, although part of how my wife and I met was through a Xena chatroom, so being a nerd that's also into things I like is definitely helpful. Video game talk, while it doesn't sound sexy, is also great; I love talking about video games almost as much as I enjoy playing them. If you play them with me that's even better! 10. Describe the best date you've been on.Is it cheating if I say every date I've been on with my wife? If so, I would probably say our first date? So the story behind that is we were in a long distance relationship in the beginning. She lived in N.Y. and I lived in California. We both had family in Arizona, though, so we decided that was a good place for us to meet in person for the first time. My mom had driven (I don't think I had my license yet at that time because you know gays and driving) so she took me to pick up my gf (now my wife) and then dropped us off at the mall where we watched a movie. I think we also went to an arcade and I got beat at air hockey. Then we went to Denny's. Reading that, it seems like it wasn't fancy at all but the best dates don't need to be since it's about who you're with.