Here's how some characters from Homestuck vote:
Jane: Republican (search your heart)
Jake: Votes however Jane tells him too, but his choices would be just slightly left of that if he knew anything. But he does not, and that is the tragedy
Dave: Democrat Blue no matter who, because of his childhood crush on Obama. Does not really understand politics and why everything can't just be simple, but has a strong sense of justice and sexiness that leads him kind of in the right direction
Rose: Understands fully what is going on on in DC, but has that npr-listener disease of treating it like sports. When it was 2018, and twitter was the life of the "orange man bad" party, she was able to compose some of the very funniest QTs to 45's most recent outburst. Adrift in the current era
June: true does-not-care-centrist, votes however Rose tells her to vote and avoids talking @ it w/ family
Roxy: Raised carapacian. Understands the importance of local elections. Cares about downballot issues and races and does not heavily consider the national elections. Might 3rd party it for fun or what the race calls for.
Jade: Does not bother to vote. Too busy with community organizing, and picketing to remember what state she legally lives in the finish the mail-0in ballot. it never mattered eneway
Dirk: Does not vote and is Serious about it
