#dirkblogging

[headlesstimaeus]

I can't stop thinking about the thing I read last night. Genuinely superhell. Genuinely so bad and yet I was invested. I honestly would've preferred being beaten and called a slur, though. It was bad. I will never forget it. I will one day read this aloud to other people and they will go Dirk where the fuck did you find this what is your problem.

[orpheusilver]

suzie boreton having a normal one

[oh-bard]

Ballerino (derogatory)

Some art I drew for the BIKM bingo....... because Kate gave my team the prompt "toe" and this was the only thing I could think of that didn't make me want to cry, lol. Anyways Geralt and Jaskier are ballerinos and they're in love. Don't show the server yet its a surprise

[orpheusilver]

honestly with the start of dirk s2 my anarchist reading is looking good

[oh-bard]

Firbolgs: *are canonically cow-like humanoids*

Artists who draw Firbolgs: L........ Llama neck............

[oh-bard]

Me, just trying to vote for Bernard in the primaries:

My State’s Legislature: Sowwy, you don’t turn 18 until five days after the primary election, so no voting rights for you, little loser boy! Guess you’re gonna have to vote for Joe Biden in the generals and cry just like everybody else! Eat shit and die! :)

[oh-bard]

Can we just talk about the toxicity of the separation of romantic and sexual attraction? I heard a man say “I’m sexually attracted to women but the idea of dating them or treating them kindly disgusts me” in an article about aromantics and that’s not, like, progressive, that’s misogynistic :/

[oh-bard]

No offense to modern writers but why the fuck did we stop writing Victorian romance novels? Coffee shop AUs are cool and all, but where’s the danger? The flair? The sacrifice? Personally I would kill to be a woman of noble birth who has fallen in love with one of my family’s servants and though I am arranged to be wed to a stranger by my cold, uncaring father, my lover and I steal kisses in the garden and