#dirkjake implied

[docileroamer]

Jake elopes for the 42nd time not clickbate

[striders-answer]

Ello chum! I wonder what may your thoughts on this so called *Jake english* may be? - Definetly not Jake at all

Jake? Well, assuming you're telling the truth (which I have my doubts about) I'd say he's pretty cool. Handsome, too. But in a way a bro would admire a bro, yknow? In a broly manner. A bro can't deny when a bro looks good. It isn't weird.

[firelightfemme]

When you’re socially and emotionally constipated and particularly jaded but by GOD that dumbass with a heart of gold makes you feel some typa way

[daily-dirk]

We’re still alive, I assure you.

- Mod Pupper

[dudegetserious]

whenever dirk is too ill/busy to pick dave up from school, jake is always there to lend a hand. or in this case, a piggyback

(if you tag this as jake/dave i will block you)

[utopianparadoxist]

About the smuppets, I have this headcanon that Dirk made them because he felt lonely, also his first attempt at stitching wasn't so good and that's what ultimately created the smuppet, he still loved it anyway and made more in the same way

oh no thats cute....im going to say i agree. also, won’t someone please give dirk strider a hug?

oh looks like jake is on it already. thanks jake!!!

[pabro-picasso]

jake is probably one of those kids that just suddenly hits a growth spurt and looks like an adult