#dirktalk

[petroglyphy]

I am beaming my period cramps to everyone in the tags.

[insertive-not-assertive]

thinking about a futuristic sci fi au where maru is a space exploring scientist who happens to meet me, a weird funky little robot, in deep space

[petroglyphy]

the more people look at simon and betty and go 'my god. theyre dykes' the MORE i am FUELLED

[petroglyphy]

ADVENTURE TIME KIN WAKE THE FUCK UP

[petroglyphy]

im going to fucking gnaw concrete btw mentioning theseus fuck off fuck off fuck off

[petroglyphy]

i love the meme 'the skeleton appears💀' cuz like thats me!!!! im the skeleton!!!!!!!!! :<]

[petroglyphy]

caliborn is the worst, but unfortunately hes also deeply hilarious. he sucks SO much. hes like a nasty little chihuahua to me.

[petroglyphy]

can you believe joshua and margaret have five boys [jake, jermaine, finn, tiffany, fern]? they are just rich in boy.