"I missed you. I called for you and in my heart i shouted," @insertive-not-assertive - Tumblr Blog

edit. i will always love my faves, even as i outgrow them (´▽`ʃ♡ƪ)

#pinnedpost.txt #doctalk #i rlly love ludwig i gotta make more memes w him

can I request more physically abusive affirmations…. Pls tell me how my f/o hates me and would beat the everloving shit out of me

Yes! 💞

⋆˚꩜｡ Your F/O will twist your arm behind your back when you least expect it. Yeeeowwch!

⋆˚꩜｡ Your F/O will wait until you've finally let your guard down, and then under the guise of holding your hand, they'll try their hardest to break your fingers!

⋆˚꩜｡ Your F/O will demand that you do something for them. Whether it be a murder you don't want to commit or simply an impossible chore, when you refuse to do it, they will back you into a corner, yelling and threatening you until you give in!

⋆˚꩜｡ Your F/O will sharpen comically large knives while running at you laughing! Run!

⋆˚꩜｡ Your F/O will lean in for a kiss, and then grab your chin and bash your head into the nearest wall!

#big fan of having my arm twisted behind my back bahaha #i hope i get tripped in the hallway as well. any excuse to start a fight right #wtf is this blog lmao

apollos-boyfriend

the problem with having a The Character that sucks ass is that you can’t even turn to them in times of need. god forbid i find myself asking what The Character would do in my situation because the answer would probably be catastrophically harmful for my everything. can’t rely on them for shit. absolutely abysmal emotional support

#-_-#his answer would be to drink it away or punch it or ignore it #or 'youre overthinking it seemya'

cervinae-canine

some of you people in this community are more comfortable selfshipping with a genocidal maniac or a rapist than selfshipping with a non-white character. and it can be really easy to notice.

#REAL

molar-mass

dark selfship prompts are so funny cause they're all like "imagine your f/o treating you like your parents did 💗🔥🥺❤️‍🔥❤️💞"

#oh you mean like what happens with real relationships? lol

selfshippersimagine

Imagine your F/O learning about a food allergy you have and ignoring it. They do not think it's real and continue to serve you food that could harm you greatly. When asked about food allergies at restaurants, they speak for you and say you don't have any.

#these are great lol

selfshippersimagine

Imagine you and your F/O have a small argument. Your F/O smiles and holds your hand. They ask to stop fighting and spend a long time on their phone afterward. You come to learn they published an angry "Am I The Asshole" rant on Reddit, explaining how you never get off your fat ass and help around the house.

#this would go the other way around lmaooo #ive complained on reddit before unfortunately #and hes effin lazy. we are both effin lazy. fat ass4fat ass

selfshippersimagine

Imagine you tell your F/O something personal or embarrassing in confidence. They caress your face and promise not to tell anyone about your secret. Then next week at a barbecue, they tell your entire family and everyone laughs at you. When asked why they did that, they say they had too much to drink. They didn't drink anything but water.

#its fine. we will toxically and homoerotically wrestle it out at home later.

dormantshipping

How do You 🫵 feel when your F/O interacts with their canon love interest?

I don't like it and I don't want to see it

I don't like it but I can tolerate seeing it

I don't mind it but I don't want to see it

I don't mind it at all

I don't care really

I'm fine with seeing them together because I'm okay with sharing

I like seeing them with their love interest because I also ship with them

I like seeing them with their love interest because I ship my f/o with them

I just like seeing them with their canon love interest in general

I like seeing them together because I like any content of my F/O at all

I like seeing them with their canon love interest for another reason

No canon love interest / It's a dating game so I am the main love interest / etc

Voting ended onJul 7

#my f/o is divorced lmao #i like his ex-wife a lot shes a cool lady #and secretly i think its funny how awkward they are when they end up in the same room #theres some discomfort but i know she would never want him back lolllll #im not afraid to tell him he fumbled though

luckieangel

if you get horny out of the blue it’s because you and that fictional man are fucking in his universe btw

#well damn him and my alt self got that scheduled like clockwork kinda love. im all for it.

dmclr

can i start a little rb game ૮₍ ´ ꒳ `₎ა💭 pls rb & share in the tags at least one reason why your f/o loves / would love you ... what draws them to you the most, what would they appreciate in you ? (no "they wouldn't"s or anything of the sort please, take the moment to be kind to yourself !)