undyingUmbrage [uu] began jeering timaeusTestified [TT]
uu: HELLO DIRK IN THE PAST. uu: LET'S PLAY A GAME.
TT: Alright.

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undyingUmbrage [uu] began jeering timaeusTestified [TT]
uu: HELLO DIRK IN THE PAST. uu: LET'S PLAY A GAME.
TT: Alright.
You're awful. I love you! He moves through moonbeams slowly / He knows just how to hold me / And when his edges soften / His body is my coffin.
Dirkuu Week 2025 - Day 5: Holding hands.
Caliborn: HOLD THE FuCK uP. Caliborn: I WANT TO START ON TOP. Dirk: The bottom is the stronger position to train from - the brick house, remember the three little pigs? The brick house stays erect after all that effort to blow it down. That's why this time-honoured human male wrestling style is called Bricked Up. You start from the bottom to make a rock-solid foundation. Caliborn: YEAH YEAH. YOu TOLD ME EARLIER. I DIDN'T THINK IT WAS RELEVANT. Caliborn: SO WHY ARE MY ARMS TIED TO THE COuCH THEN? I COuLD JUST BREAK THAT. YOu KNOW I CAN. Dirk: It's just a reminder. I'll untie you and we can switch after you learn the rhythm without clawing me to death. But trust me, bro. The most gains are achieved when the guy on the bottom maintains position through multiple attacks - this focuses on your core muscles. Dirk: The more swole he gets, the harder it is to knock him down, and the better he weathers any surprise downpour. Dirk: Now engage your abs and hold position. Caliborn: BACK uP. "CLAWING" YOu?? IS THIS SuPPOSED TO HuRT OR SOMETHING? Dirk: If you don't think you can withstand my basic attack, I'll take it easy on you. It's okay, not everyone succeeds on their first try. Caliborn: NONSENSE! I CAN TAKE WHATEVER YOu THROW AT ME. Caliborn: I'LL BE THE MOST BRICKED uP MOTHERFuCKER IN THE uNIVERSE! Caliborn: AND WHEN IT'S YOuR TuRN TO BE THE HOuSE. CONSIDER YOuRSELF BLOWN.
- Dirkuu Week 2025 - Day 1: Beginnings. Dirk trying to see if he can give Caliborn a Calibroner under the guise of strength training.
Dirk: I know what you are. Caliborn: SAY IT. OuT LOuD. SAY IT! Dirk: ...Tsuchinoko.
Dirkuu Week 2025 - Day 2: AU or Anime Trope. (Why not both?) Movie poster for the hot new anime "Today, I Saw A Snail. It's Foaming!!"
this is what the refrance:
With this hand, I will lift your sorrows. Your cup will never empty, for I will be your wine. With this candle, I will light your way in darkness. With this ring, I ask you to be mine.
Dirkuu Week 2025 - Day 6: Proposal