#dirkuu week

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undyingUmbrage [uu] began jeering timaeusTestified [TT]

uu: HELLO DIRK IN THE PAST. uu: LET'S PLAY A GAME.

TT: Alright.

[coridallasmultipass]

You're awful. I love you! He moves through moonbeams slowly / He knows just how to hold me / And when his edges soften / His body is my coffin.

Dirkuu Week 2025 - Day 5: Holding hands.

[coridallasmultipass]

Caliborn: HOLD THE FuCK uP. Caliborn: I WANT TO START ON TOP. Dirk: The bottom is the stronger position to train from - the brick house, remember the three little pigs? The brick house stays erect after all that effort to blow it down. That's why this time-honoured human male wrestling style is called Bricked Up. You start from the bottom to make a rock-solid foundation. Caliborn: YEAH YEAH. YOu TOLD ME EARLIER. I DIDN'T THINK IT WAS RELEVANT. Caliborn: SO WHY ARE MY ARMS TIED TO THE COuCH THEN? I COuLD JUST BREAK THAT. YOu KNOW I CAN. Dirk: It's just a reminder. I'll untie you and we can switch after you learn the rhythm without clawing me to death. But trust me, bro. The most gains are achieved when the guy on the bottom maintains position through multiple attacks - this focuses on your core muscles. Dirk: The more swole he gets, the harder it is to knock him down, and the better he weathers any surprise downpour. Dirk: Now engage your abs and hold position. Caliborn: BACK uP. "CLAWING" YOu?? IS THIS SuPPOSED TO HuRT OR SOMETHING? Dirk: If you don't think you can withstand my basic attack, I'll take it easy on you. It's okay, not everyone succeeds on their first try. Caliborn: NONSENSE! I CAN TAKE WHATEVER YOu THROW AT ME. Caliborn: I'LL BE THE MOST BRICKED uP MOTHERFuCKER IN THE uNIVERSE! Caliborn: AND WHEN IT'S YOuR TuRN TO BE THE HOuSE. CONSIDER YOuRSELF BLOWN.

- Dirkuu Week 2025 - Day 1: Beginnings. Dirk trying to see if he can give Caliborn a Calibroner under the guise of strength training.

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Dirk: I know what you are. Caliborn: SAY IT. OuT LOuD. SAY IT! Dirk: ...Tsuchinoko.

Dirkuu Week 2025 - Day 2: AU or Anime Trope. (Why not both?) Movie poster for the hot new anime "Today, I Saw A Snail. It's Foaming!!"

this is what the refrance:

今日はかたつむりを見ました。泡立つ。 (Kyō wa katatsumuri o mimashita. Awadatsu.) The title above, the word "effervescent" is translated literally to the word for like a bubbling drink, so in the case of this drawing, Caliborn saying he saw a snail foaming is a threat instead of a cute text, since snails foam up when they get salted. ((He did it to the snail.)) Also, the kanji on the salt packet is not the kanji for salt ("shio") - it's instead death "shi" and king "ō" just to be silly since this is Caliborn we're talking about. I also drew Caliborn in a Hannya mask type - which is the spurned lover oni character. And gave him an uroko/scale patterned obi since that's associated with characters who turn monstrous. I put Jake in an archery uniform, and Dirk in a kendo uniform since Twilight takes place in a high school. I guess that places Caliborn in theatre club or something? ((I've been really into Japanese fashion lately and the Cairo Overcoat is the perfect design to fit on a haori.)) ((Also, sorry for bringing love triangle into Dirkuu week, but I absolutely had to draw the refrance when the thought crossed my mind.))

[coridallasmultipass]

With this hand, I will lift your sorrows. Your cup will never empty, for I will be your wine. With this candle, I will light your way in darkness. With this ring, I ask you to be mine.

Dirkuu Week 2025 - Day 6: Proposal