There should be a bad knock-off version of Disco Elysium called Disco Elysim (I promise I'm going somewhere with this!)
It would be just a fanfiction of Harry's life written by Harry Du Bois himself. And every character will be voiced by none other than Harry Du Bois himself. And there would be unskippable karaoke throughout the whole game.
And the Smoker on the Balcony thinks you smell nice
The saddest part of the game would be where you steal Kim's Courpis Kineema from Kim and he never gets it back :(
And also a cat joins your party at some point
This post will shake up the entire Disco Elysium (Disco Elysim) fandom and change online Disco Elysium (Disco Elysim) discussion for years to come. This will be revolutionary!










