#discountdeathstroke

[eciled-moved]

am i really about to try riven adc in ranked

      “Don’t disappoint me now.”

[atomicallyawesome-blog]

She's gonna wake up to stacks-on-stacks of pancakes, all the way to the ceiling.

          “What the fuck do I do with all this.                   I know my appetite is ridiculous but uh.”  

    The smell of pancakes made her GIDDY, as she woke up to it -- but actually getting out to the kitchen made that smile falter. It was still there -- butthe audacity of this mess left it stuck in an awkwardshock. ‘What am I going to do with you,’ she’d think, but of course that was only figure of speech.

[sharpshcts]

" You'd think you WERE made of plastic, with that barbie doll face and incredible body and those guns oh my god i've made a horrible mistake "

“you never know what you have until it’s gone, daddy.

you never know.”

[sharpshcts]

" DON'T YOU BRING JINX II INTO THIS, SHE'S TWICE WOMAN /AND/ MAN YOU'VE EVER BEEN !!! "

“jinx II has always meant more to you than me! what is it, because i’m not plastic? sorry i was born with organic compounds && actual flesh! i can’t believe this-- you should just go, dadd-deadpool.”

[sharpshcts]

" I'm sorry, Caitlyn, but it'll never work between us--you're a rough rootin tootin sheriff, and I'm a rebel with a clear lack of a cause--I'll send for my things. "

“i can’t believe you’re ending it like this. after all these weeks, you’ve made me a semi-decently kind-of happy woman && not really completed my life, && now this? fine, take your blow up sex doll back. she’s always surprised when she sees me anyway, i think she has a memory issue.”

[flos-hymnus]

                 So many foreign phrases...!                  She probably only registered a small fraction of what he just said.,                      ❝ Sir ?? What does BOOSTING mean ? ❞

                          ❝ --And what is an ‘ Uncle Dee-Pee ’ ?❞