Jan 31, 2015
Born this way.
i sexually identify as an Attack Helicopter. ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields, dropping hot sticky loads on foreigners. people say to me that a person being a helicopter is impossible and I'm mentally ill, but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AGM-114 hellfire missiles on my body. from now on, I want you guys to call me "Apache" and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. if you can't accept me, you're a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege.
Thank you for being so understanding, Tumblr.