#transformers x human

[transformers-spike]

I think I just unlocked something. Scenting kink… but with air fresheners specifically.

HEAR ME OUT OK OK

Human is looking around a store and eventually stumbles across air fresheners and is like ‘oh, maybe they might like this :)’ and then they show it to whichever robot they choose and everything is fine.

That is until they start losing their mind every time they now smell that smell bc it just reminds them of their human.

I think this is especially funny with TFA Sentinel bc he’s like ‘you want to put WHAT in ME???’

Bonus points if the air freshener looks like a necklace/choker against their neck.

Is. Is this anything

It's really hot and holy shit how did I not think about it holy shit

Pls, let's terrorize Sentinel together

[transformers-spike]

Blitzwing having kissing difficulties gives me life. Him pushing his human back every few moments before his face plate spins around and being paranoid of hair or clothing getting caught. Hothead and Random hogging all the passionate makeout energy while Icy gets slowly eaten alive with yearning. I refuse to believe Icy doesn't also want to shove his glossa down his human's throat.

YES YES HE DOES

He's just being more subtle about it. Our snow miser is pretty calm, but he's got a cruel streak and a need to overwhelm his human

Also - i know there's been at least some accidental bruises/ripped hair because of their spinning nonsense. They need to get their shit together

[transformers-spike]

I know this may be crazy as slag to ask but could you do a lil thing with TFA Ultra Magnus but with a black human- it's okay if ya can't im not pressuring but it would be swag- my oc is black and I RARELY see transformers content with black humans or black coded y/ns also I wanted to show you a cute lil Pic of my oc and Maggie

LET'S FUCKING GOOOO

I'm trying to think of what I can portray with a black human, but I need some help with it. My knowledge is limited, and I just know Ultra Magnus is generally interested in his human's soft skin, hair, etc

Which also means observing his human's morning routine when he's not too busy

He's decently respectful and honestly very enraptured with his human

[transformers-spike]

Do you think Tfa Swindle would refuse if some decepticon offered a large sum of money in exchange for a night with their human?

Oh, as long as they don't damage his property, he's A-OK with it

[transformers-spike]

The only thing that I dislike in Tfp is the lack of noses in transformers. Like wdym I can’t ride my fav transformer’s nose while he eats me out 😔

Lmao I mean I can see where you're coming from

I know you want them noses in TFO and Earthspark

[luxthestrange]

We're the Tumblr Sexyman to them-

B/n*has his fancy pencils and sketch book*-I'm gonna draw a Cybertronian version of you!

Y/n*Smiles and nods*Ooooh!

B/n*Finishes the drawing and smiles with his fans kicking in*Ehehe, what do you think?~

The drawing of you is...very sensual and dominating, with your pose giving "Sexy Tumblr character vibes

Y/n*Eyes widen as you realize your friend just drew you like that*...OH!

Let's be real, guys...there is NOTHING stopping them from doing what we do to them in drawings...about us or humans...

See how we like being on the receiving end-

@witherlove

@revelboo

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@tinyfroglove

[luxthestrange]

NO, NOT LITERALLY!?

Unicron and harbingers overseeing the war between Autobots and Decepticons...with humans now

Unicron & Harbingers: Frag Cybertronians...

Humans: YEAH FUCK CYBERTRONIANS!

Y/n*Smiles and goes up to your father and elder siblings*Hey! Guess who i hooked up with last night?~

War: Who?

Y/n*Smiles proudly*B/n!

Unicron & Harbingers:...

Unicron & Harbingers: WHAT!?

Y/n*Looks confused*You said FUCK the cybertronians?...You didn't mean literally...

Unicron: NO, I DIDN'T MEAN LITERALLY!?!

Humans overheard that and started to leave without making a sound, some humans taking their new cybertronian lovers with them from their father's outburst-

@witherlove

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@tinyfroglove

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[froggyformers]

even more 17776 x transformers!

think of any sort of media or au where humans hang out with transformers. tfp, tfa, coterie or soft au, one of those fics where a human kid gets teleported onto a ship and they have to figure out how to get home.

at the end of it, the war has ended, or the human gets home, something to cause them to be separated from their metal alien friends.

the bots leave for a while, maybe they go back to cybertron. a couple thousand years pass. and then they get a signal. a familiar one, and it's coming from earth.

as it turns out, that human they befriended all that time ago is still alive. somehow. so they go back to earth, because that shouldn't be possible.

but it is. their human is alive and well, and they look a little different from when they last saw each other, but it's still their human.

the human explains what happened to humanity, how they've been coping with it. and they can hang out now, for as long as they want, without having to worry about how dangerous it is for the tiny organic!

the cybertronians are shocked, of course. a species of sapient organics that can live as long as them? ones so small and soft, yet so similar to their own?

they can't die, they don't need much (they do, actually, it's just not actual torture without it), they're small and soft and cute and incredibly entertaining. the perfect companions!