#transformers x human

[transformers-spike]

Look me in the eye and tell me TFA and TFP Optimus loves to bury their faces on their human lover’s boobs, especially if they’re busty

hell to the fucking yeah

TFA is just shyer about it

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Strika and Lugnut double teaming their human

Lugnut is the one getting his pussy ate

[transformers-spike]

Hey because TFA Megatron is a connoisseur of sorts, do you think he’d try a different human than his owns period pussy and be like “ :[ the flavors wrong… where are my delicious notes of copper? My hint of [very specific taste that probably came from his humans body wash or laundry detergent], this is revolting compared to my humans delicious period pussy…. :[ “

eufiufeifiewuieuifeuifueiu oh my god

This would be so funny. He's ordering Blitzwing and Lugnut to collect humans on their periods, all so he can try different period blood

I hope he explodes

[luxthestrange]

Unicron Adopting Ego's Child

Unicron*Holding Mantis in his palm*So...You're the survivor of his murders,Thank the creator you took after your carrier...

Mantis*Hasnt seen him since she was but a child*It's been so long mister unicron...I only came back to visit my bro-

Unicron*Snaps his fingers and a contract appears before mantis*Sign here Child

Mantis*Blinks and looks confused*Whats?...this?...

Unicron:Well,That Fragging Loser is dead now,Your now one my children as soon as you sign it...You'll have a whole planet of actual family,you can leave whenever you want but i do expect some texts and pic-...why are you crying?

Mantis*Touches her cheek and feels tears,doesnt flinch when Unicron wipes her tears*I-I dont know?...I just thought you wouldnt like me given who my father was-

Unicron:IM your father now,Peter Quill and You share blood...just sign it child

Mantis signs the contract and unicron simply lets her cry untill you arrived,He puts mantis beside you

Unicron:Speaking of siblings,This is Y/n,Your younger sibling,they shall be your guide on earth when peter isnt available...now i must work,See you untill our family dinners

And now Mantis is Introduced to the cybertronians friends you befriended in secret,which suprised her given Unicron HATES the offsprings of Primus-

Cyb1: Can I ask you a personal question?

Mantis: Oh, I'm now great personal question!

Cyb1: The antennae, what are they for?

Mantis: Their purpose?

You enter the room, pouring yourself and Mantis some tea,Rolling your eyed as your Friends question Mantis

Cyb2: Yes, He and I have a bet.

Cyb1: You're not supposed to say that-

Mantis:I think they have something to do with my empathic abilities,If I touch someone I can feel their feelings...

She looks at your close friend and smiles holding her hand out,asking if she may touch him,which he does...

Mantis*Looks suprised but smiles in awe*You feel love...

Cyb*Nods at that*-Yeah, I guess, yeah, I have sort of a general, unselfish love for everyone.

Mantis*Shakes her head*-No, romantic, sexual love!

Cyb1*Feels panic and he shakes his head*-No. No, I don't!

Mantis*Points at you with glee*-For them!

Cyb1*Pulls away his servo fast and yells*-No!

You turn towards them embarrassed,Only for Unicron to come and heard that...and starts LAUGHING UPROARIOUSLY-

Unicron*In his Smaller form,with a "Kiss the Chef" Apron*HAHAHAHA!?-She just told everyone your deepest, darkest secret, you pathetic worm!-HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!YOU MUSY BE SO EMBARESSED!?!-

Mantis touching Unicron and both of them bully the bot crushing on you:

Trust me...Unicron wanted to take Mantis in the break up with Ego but the lawyers didnt let him,took him awhile but now mantis is apart of his spawns...

Thank @witherlove for this inspo-

@revelboo

@aurox031

@bird-in-the-space not the four harbingers arriving to the dinner and seeing...a new chair added to the table(Harbingers:THE HELL YOU MEAN YOU ADOPTED YOUR EX'S KID!?)

@random-fandom1984

@harveybwabbit92

@tinyfroglove

Who do you guys see mantis embarresing?...Optimus Prime?...Swerve?,Megatron?

One...one the 13 primes?-

[sparkriddledfever]

imagine wearing lingerie the same colour as your bots ehehe

i know optimus would blow a fuse

These cybertronians are not gon be able to fight well enough to keep themselves upright and to behave. They're gonna be absolute FIENDS when they see you in lace, satin or silk consisting of their colors.

FIENDS, I tell ya.

The engines on them are revving, the fans are so feckin loud that it doesn't take much for somebody walking by to put two and two together. That they are hot and bothered under the collar. Optimus would be so embarrassed later if somebody heard his horn go off and his smokestacks popping off with smoke. At that time, he did not care at all cause you're looking absolutely delicious to his optics and just begging to be devoured by him. You better hope either way you're able to walk by the end of this week.

[transformers-spike]

https://www.tumblr.com/transformers-spike/824316460907347968/youre-so-right-tfa-magnus-would-get-a-piss-kink

With the way his human is going to have to Amex crawl out of his berth and habisuite, there’s no way in hell that the elite guard + team prime doesn’t figure out what‘s going on. It’s like that drawing of the dehydrated hamster meme.

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hiwehufhuefihufeui they see his human like this and immediately think they're dying

out here at the hospital trying to explain how you're totally fine and not dealing with transfluid poisoning

Magnus would feel so fucking bad - but would also pretend he wasn't fucking you. All to keep intact whatever dignity both of you have left

[transformers-spike]

Had this idea for a while now for TFA. Imagine team prime each have their own cute human partners and SUPER in love and addicted in having sex with them and vice versa. Team Prime dos get possessive when some bots like to shoot their shot

oh my god yess

I imagine Bumblebee is especially possessive. Maybe Prowl too (though he's a lot more subtle about it)

I think these all of team prime should get their spikes destroyed by their respective humans - just riding them until the pressure becomes almost unbearable. Fuck them dry

[transformers-spike]

https://www.tumblr.com/transformers-spike/824288520633024512/um-and-senti-give-me-biiiiiiiiiig-pillow-humper

Imagine their crush also decides to hold onto that same pillow while sleeping. It’s their pillow now. They need to cuddle it to sleep. I’m one of those persons that need to hold onto something to sleep. It’d be really funny to see sentinel + Magnus react to their human crush regularly cuddling their horny pillow.

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hefwefuifeuiufei dude fucking same

I assume Sentinel has tried taking the pillow away from them multiple times - but they just... will not... stop cuddling it

Both of them feel so bad and get boners over it - especially Ultra Magnus whose erection is denting his panel