#transformers x human

[llamagoddessofficial]

there are benefits to having a giant alien robot boyfriend with a screen for a face

[mouseycometz]

The twittering birdies and the buzzing bee…

(🎨 by Sugwinni)

[raspberrighost]

Oh my, what a gentleman.

[skeletons-can-draw-too]

I find it funny imagining that you finally get to be intimate with a transformer only for them to pull out a usb cable 😭

[rusted-pencil]

why do yall think y/n is angy at the f-15

[homelessbb]

Compared to how much human language and Cybertronian are different from other, they would never guess one day their human would come to them and use some keyboard device to talk to them. (Like how rocky talk to grace on the ship lol)

Human: *start typing* [ Greetings fellow bot. ]

Bots: !??!!! You can talk Cybertronian now?!

Human: *clicking sound* [ Yes, how are you today? ]

Bots: Fine…Great actually—, wow you really speak our language…this is incredible!

Human: [ device still in developing]

Human: [ want to know bot’s name ]

Bots: but aren’t you already know my name?

Human: [ in cybertronian not earth language ]

Bots: OH— okay it’s (…).

Human: *typing* [ -— -—? ]

Bots: YES! I’m so proud of you! Good human!

Human: [ proud happy thank you ]

Bots: *mutter* Primus…this is the best day of my life.

[l3ibnest]

sadness of an employee

and you just want to go home

[earthsparked]

Mech: I’ve noticed something about Earth

Mech 2: yeah? What?

Mech: a lot of the animals have this thing called a tapetum lucidum. It’s a a layer of tissue in their organic optics that gives off that reflective glow when light hits it just right. Works as a retroreflector, helps ‘em see in the dark.

Mech 2: uh, yeah? We’ve all seen those four-legged things crossing the road out on patrol. Hound gets real upset when he finds one dead.

Mech: …have you noticed the humans don’t have one?

Mech 2: course I did! Humans can’t see for scrap in the dark, it was in Ratchet’s briefing. One of ‘em, anyway.

Mech: so humans can’t really see in the dark because they don’t have a tapetum lucidum

Mech: …but without a tapetum lucidum, they don’t have that optic glow to give away their position. Not only do they still roam around in the dark mostly blind, but they don’t want anyone knowing they’re there while they do it.

Mech 2: …huh

Mech: they evolved to be like this on a planet full of things that could eat them. It makes you wonder

Mech 2:

Mech: what kind of creature evolves to prioritize stealth in darkness, over being able to see? what kind of creature evolves the ability to detect and hunt organics in the dark based on their optic glow, while not possessing that glow, themselves?

Mech 2: …our optics glow.

Mech: they do.

Mech 2:

Mech: