#transformers x human

[sneakabo0]

we're just freaks naturally ig

based on this thread about cybertronians finding humans strange, thanks to everyone who responded! I tried to fit at least one of all your facts in. I will never look at my space horror body the same again :D

factoid credits:

guts move on their own and can put themselves back into place post-surgery- @aloeanemonabee27, @king-bones-the1st, @halluvic, @dunaln2,

organs can grow back (if you save enough of it)- @cacucan

you will digest yourself inside out if you don't eat for long enough- @gremlinfordinos

you lose 94 bones throughout your life [technically because they fuse into bigger bones but...its all about phrasing ;)]- @aurox031

your skin is an organ too- @cacucan

humans can die of heartbreak- @halluvic

[transformers-spike]

Dinobot sitting on his sparkling's egg like a brooding chicken, making threatening noises at whoever walks past (except the carrier)

[transformers-spike]

What bots from every transformers do you think would be boobs enjoyers? I have in my head most, if not all, girls. Like at first they are like 'So? A lot of us have more rounded chestplates' but then the boobs move and they go:

https://pin.it/J0g46T44K

(I myself as a big naturals haver do sometimes, most times, walk boobily🙃)

LMAO YEAH I CAN SEE IT

Tbh i think all bots are into it. Femmes, mechs - all of them. They want to watch you breast boobily down the stairs

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https://www.tumblr.com/transformers-spike/825044669570400256/tfa-would-hold-such-a-grudge-if-his-human-laughed

Poor TFA Soundwave is so embarrassed. His human is laughing at him while on all fours and he keeps failing to mount them. You’d better apologize right away or he’ll leave you there

iefwiuufiweueiheifwehihfiewifheuhiefhiefw he's trying his hardest here

Dude is swinging his legs around, trying to climb his human's ass like he's in the olympics

It's easier if you lie on your stomach and let him have a go this way

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TFA would hold such a grudge if his human laughed while they were trying to find a position to interface in his small size

TFA Soundwave?

Lmao he would. He's just soooo damn cute, how can they NOT laugh their ass off when he's practically climbing their backside to fuck them in doggy?

Now he's huge and wielding his human like a beloved fleshlight

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Mags and milf give me the energy they’d absolutely film a sweet, silly little sex tape together. Like it’s long af and they stumble a few times but it’s so cute and sappy.

yes yes yes yesss homemade porn my belobved

It's a little thing they made for themselves, and sometimes they watch it before getting frisky again

Someone save Mags. He's so awkward and flustered by it - this is what romance is all about

[transformers-spike]

Not the biggest soundwave fucker but tfa is such a delight. I like how his different sizes give such different appeal, including in the valvepluggy variety (tiny soundwave frustratedly humping into you, medium wave being closer to bit of challenge and then big boy stretching you out)

YES YES YES YES YESSSSSS OH YOU GET IT SO WELL

It also makes it much easier for him to frag you without breaking your bed frame

Both tiny and medium can frag you nicely on it - while big boy needs to switch to the carpet for obvious reasons

[luxthestrange]

Soundwave almost dies because of human kids...

@revelboo ...the closer you are to kids...THE MORE YOU FEEL LIKE YOUR GONNA AGED RAPIDLY WHEN THEY FEEL SAFE ENOUGH AROUND YOU TO MESS WITH YOU-(talking from exp)

This is so...Soundwave after au coded

Soundwave*Is somehow hyperventilating thinking he lost one his humans students*...

Kids...can be such lil shits,but soundwave is now putting hardcore engex into his enegon...into his "1# Best Teacher" mug made by his kids...