Hi, sooo, if you do make a "1% odds of success, 99% Fucked" fic I think that it would be funny if Villain!Reader say that pick up line "And who's that tall glass of water?" At the start, and then the whole "You got a weapon in that suit?" :D
Just a suggestion(?)
An ask I guess,
Im not sure,
Sorry -_-'
THIS IS GENIUS! THIS WOULD FLUSTER WATERBOY SO MUCH!!!! I CAN'T STOP THINKING ABOUT IT NOW! He'd be so confused at first. He'd probably look around to see if somebody did show up as backup, only for him to realize you're talking to him. He'd turn red so quickly and shrink into himself, rubbing his neck nervously, and he'd probably say something so cute like, "m-me?"
I will def be using that line, only if you don't mind of course!
Suggestion? Ask? I'm not really sure, but whatever it is I WELCOME IT WITH OPEN ARMS!