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Avatar Sawp, this is mostly in the Archivist!Sasha territory
I had lots of fun with Web!Martin so I thought why not trying to swap around some in the main cast and see what happens
If you want me to yap about them for a bit let me know I'm thinking about trying this with some of the other characters too but we'll see
Who’s gonna tell this idiot his fucking telephone isn’t even connected?
I was gonna do web!jon first like the poll said but then inspiration hit, and oh well, here’s DISTORTION!jon
Yeah I signed this bad boy twice,
Yall want a spiral Jon doodle
TMA Fanfic prompts I don’t know how to write (but want to nonetheless)
(Please I beg you to take these from me and to tell me what you think)
**warning for Spoilers & Elias being...an old white man**
Melanie and Georgie have a vlog.
It isn’t occultly themed, but the typical weirdness of the Archives occurs and they very weakly cover up what they talk about.
Fans are split between thinking its an exploration in fiction or they are in league with many cryptids.
a large (rather satiric) flame war happens over it
Melanie can’t stop laughing
Idiots go to Pride
everyone lives fuck you
(Bonus: taken from the point of view of Georgie’s Camera)
Childhood friends to Lovers/Forbidden Love AU where Gertrude adopted Jon and Peter & Elias adopted Martin and They end up growing up together.
(Bonus: all three parents get roped into some PTO thing and have to stay civil. They fail miserably much to Karen, Susan, and Sandra’s confused horror)
(Bonus: its a slowburn)
(Bonus: at some point they’re enemies)
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Newly Elias, Jonah must re navigate the politics of the other Eye temples without revealing everything he knows
its maddening
its infuriating
and not every head actually knows what the purpose of these institutes are
its incompetence
Jonah has never in his life want to tell Jean-Marie to shut the fuck up and tell everyone about an affair in his life
Kareem was replaced? by a woman? and shes not even an avatar?
And she keeps talking down to him like he’s a child
he’s not a child
hes at over a century older than her, not he can tell her that
ahhhhhhh
did he tell peter how much he hates these meetings
he doesn’t care if the Beijing institute was “older” he misses his east india institute
fucking Boxers
hmmph
he wants to tell Nicholas to get a more dutiful translator, but he also likes their ideas much better
so its a toss
*googles: how to brag without revealing your plans for a ritual*
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Jon & Georgie college Shenanigans
Jon eats a notebook
Agnes watching the real world
Avatar!Gerry lives and his entity treats him as a rather naughty cat
you know like “i hate you you ruin everything youre a bastard but ill be damned if you arent entertaining”
let Jon and Gerry have more time to be friends goddamn you
Helen being a big sister to Jon in the weirdest ways possible
Georgie drags Jon to somewhere inherently queer and ends up bumping into his new coworker, Tim
Distortion!Jon
Gertrude coparenting with anyone (its such a funny concept to me especially if its Leitner or Elias)
Callum’s Becoming
(Bonus: From his parents point of view)
(Bonus: they aren’t concerned because they think its just normal teenager things)
Slaughter!Jon AU where he and Slaughter!Melanie are friends (this is my favorite as you can probably tell)
(Archivist!Sasha’s here too)
Melanie and Jon are impromptu sparring buddies
He’s closer to becoming than she is
he’s like her mentor but she bullies him
They try to keep each other human
they aren’t particularly open to the others about it
everyone thinks they hate eachother because of how they fight (they don’t this how they say that they love each other)
Martin’s scared, Sasha’s tired of the screaming, Tim keeps trying to lighten the mood
“i know its wrong and pretty much permanently damns my soul to a violence god but what if i killed Wilkins”
“...”
“i know your thinking about it too so dont lie”
Jon & Daisy serve as Sasha’s only support this versions S4
Melanie still gets her surgery and is even more mad about it
bc Jon is the one that helps with it
Jon still has the extreme paranoia in S2
it gets alot hairier when he confronts Martin
when Melanie first starts, the others think they keep dissapearing to have hate-sex
Nope
that is very very very wrong
theyre dissappearing to rip eachother apart so they dont hurt someone else
they call it tap in
“Tap in?”
“I’m in the middle of something, are you good?”
“homophobe in the library.”
“what”
*cracks knuckles” homophobe in the library”
Tim once walked into a tap in and tried to stop the fight
in the gravest way possible he knows he almost died that day
