#dc incorrect quotes

[geasthewritingrat]

Dick: does anyone have any saliva left in their mouth? Wally: yeah, want some?

[book-place-incorrect-quotes]

Dick: *hanging from the chandelier screaming in terror*

Jason: *trying to get him down and screaming in anger*

Bruce: Do I even wanna know what’s happening right now?

Y/N: *recording* I dared Dick to tie up Jason while he slept

[geasthewritingrat]

Dick: im not a g-nome! youre just a cunt! Jason: youre g-not a g-nome? Dick: why are you saying g-not if youre g-not a g-nome? Jason: im respectfully practising your culture Tim: so dick Tim: do you say g-no homo? Duke: "g-no g-nomo, ive got socks on"? Steph: would you say your stress crochet projects are g-nhome made? Damian: i hate g-nomes Damian: exclusively because you are a g-nome, of course Cass: you ruined g-nomes, Dick

[geasthewritingrat]

Donna: whats the problem? Garth: please dont make me spell it Garth: exma Garth: exsma Garth: escma Garth: exsema Garth: ecsema Garth: ecsma Garth: excema Garth: eczma Garth: exzma Garth: exzcema Garth: exscema Garth: eczema Garth: please Garth: end my suffering

[lovemattsx]

Early days of the Justice League or smt

Bruce: I want you guys to know that I have a file about all of you.

Arthur: What

Bruce: I have a file about all of you. Very detailed.

Bruce: Maybe not J'onn, he hasn't been in Earth for that long.

J'onn: Sorry?

Hal: You have a file for ALL of us?? Man, that explained why you are a lone wolf, Spooky.

Bruce: What does that even mean.

Clark: I mean... How many friends do you have that you have told them about having files of them and they still talk to you?

Bruce:

Bruce: okay I get It. Maybe I should look for new hobbies.

Barry: One that doesn't involve stalking your friends if you accept suggestions.

Diana: I agree with Flash.

[geasthewritingrat]

Wally: can i be the hot one? Roy: i mean you can but that would mean you have to stay and Dick has to leave Dick: are you saying the Onceler is hotter than the Lorax Donna: what Garth: the orange one is the hot one, right? Garth: sexy moustache Donna: whats Arkham's number i think they have a few cells that need filling Wally: i was pretty down bad for the Onceler Wally: love my tumblr sexymans Roy: okay the Onceler is fair if its not when hes a gross old man Dick: well- Donna: stop talking, immediately

[geasthewritingrat]

Dick: right, Dick: *points at Wally* Wally: woof

[geasthewritingrat]

Ollie: which one had the explosives cupboard? Mia: chemistry, i think? Connor: oh i love chemistry Roy: i love the explosives cupboard