#ditv elory

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Masl: How are things with Sawyer?

Elory: Well, we’ve been on a couple of dates, and I really like him.

Elory: The problem is, he’s like a perfect Tremin man. I can’t find one flaw. It’s annoying.

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after they've been dating for a while

Sawyer: Out of curiosity, do you have a last name?

Elory: Sawyer, you know that already--

Sawyer: Because if not, I could give you mine.

Elory: :O !!!

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Elory: Hey, look at these cute pens I bought.

Sawyer: Elory, that's gay.

Elory:

Elory: Sawyer, we've been married--

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Masl: I’m worried that you won’t learn how to socialize or have any skills before college.

Elory: Fuck you!

Masl: Never mind. Your social skills are great.

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Sawyer: We’re playing scrabble, it’s a nightmare.

Elory: Scrabble? Scrabble’s great.

Sawyer: Not when you’re playing against Aveline, it’s not. She puts down words like “ephemeral,” and I put down “dog.”

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Elory: If I ask you a boy question, will you promise not to be weird?

Masl: I promise.

Elory: So, there was this guy on the shuttle--

Masl: You can do better.

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I dropped a fidget spinner on my baby’s head.

Elory Green

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Elory: Why is your report card on the ceiling?!?

Gi: You SAID bring my grades up.

Elory:

Elory: I did say that. Let me see--