#diva.

[highinbrighton]

"Remember me? Mary Contardi? No? Doesn't ring a bell, Jerry? We had a date, three years ago. You took me to one of your shows. Told me you had a great time. Said you'd call me the next day."

Seinfeld Season 2 Episode 10: The Baby Shower

[thatimageoftomscott]

my sister was showing me some photos she took at the beach earlier and in one of them she looked exactly like this extremely specific screenshot of tom. like i cant show it to you obviously but the resemblance is truly incredible, i had to pull out my phone and go hey dont make fun of me for this but you look exactly like this random screenshot of this internet famous fourty year old man i took the other day. and she couldn’t even make fun of me because truly they looked exactly the same and they had the exact same expression. and then she asked me why the hell does he look so babygirl and i told her that we are all asking ourselves that. thats all.

[kellys-sweet-thing]

Older Kelly with a fan, I presume. 🖤🖤🖤

(Credit to original taker)

[28reas0ns]

learning so much about chanyeol today

[moonshynecybin]

this is the THIRD time in the last year i have gone to a museum in order to see a specific ass john singer sargeant painting and it hasn’t been on exhibition. did i do something in a past life to piss him off or what

[magioffire]

my mom’s cat is scared of everyone but her. today she let me pet her with the end of a pen. this fuckin cat...success.

[greggfreak]

remembered that gregg said dekkar has no fans also under oath