In Life Saving Move, US Will Export Already-Destroyed Fighter Planes Directly To Russia
Citing massive casualties of its allies military and civilian personnel, combined with a domestic loss of the engineering skill required to produce advanced weaponry, the US will begin simply shipping pre-demolished F-16s directly to Moscow. The move is expected to save hundreds of lives while continuing to funnel billions and billions of dollars to military contractors whose fully-tokenized diversineers are at least capable of producing total garbage.
Many leaders from the closest allies of the US have lamented the measure's clear ability to lessen the quantity of their own citizens they would be able to kill, suggesting an alteration to the policy which allowed them to personally execute a certain number of people for each delivered wreck.
