Jul 23, 2020
Totally not us.
seen from United States
seen from United Kingdom
seen from Türkiye
seen from Iraq
seen from Singapore
seen from Finland
seen from Malaysia
seen from China
seen from Finland
seen from Germany
seen from Malaysia
seen from Singapore
seen from Malaysia
seen from Singapore
seen from Singapore
seen from Netherlands
seen from United States
seen from Malaysia
seen from Germany
seen from Malaysia
Totally not us.
This chart messes with my head so much
The meme my dm sent us after our most chaotic session so far.
When we tried to have our third session, we didn’t actually play because two of our members hijacked it and made it about them doing whatever. But when we decided we weren’t playing because they were already so unfocused we began comparing ourselves to the Scooby gang.
Quotes of the Session
“Man with no penis I do not fear” -our dm
“So it’s just a pendant that you decided is magical?” -also our dm
“Consensual carrying” -me
My horny wizard except instead of his heart she went after his d*ck. She made a d*ck earring out of it, points for creativity... and a nat 20
Quotes of the Session
“Start simping dammit” -Keth
“The magic hand job” -Dolce
“I’m about to make a d*ck earring” -Dolce
“For the sake of Dolce, she did it” -god, our dm