#dk mutuals

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https://youtu.be/JxZJuqavF8c?si=7rVbVgtOV7YpMkcf

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this looks like a crime scene. love it

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15 questions for 15 mutuals from the lovely @bich-the-moss thank you for the tag, i love these things <3

1. Are you named after anyone?

if you're talking about my legal name, then i'm somehow named after my dad whose name is jason. my legal name is not jason nor any possible variant of jason. idk man

i have to two first chosen names because i wanted my initials to be DK because i love apes :) daniel is just because i liked the name and korvid came to me in a dream in which i was working with gerard way on a comic book adaptation of Three Cheers for Sweet Revenge. we decided demolition man's name should be korvid so i woke up and stole it like a complete dweeb

2. When was the last time you cried?

last groundhog day i saw a really sad edit of punxsutawney phil and lucy dacus' Night Shift. it was about how he's famous but can never go back to the wild and see his friends and it fucking broke me

3. Do you have kids?

no im 19 and not up to the task of child rearing

4. Do you use sarcasm a lot?

no not really

5. What sports do you play/have played?

i was in an after school bowling program because it was easier for my dad to pick us up from the alley on mondays. i was also very good at dodging in dodgeball but incapable of catching

6. What’s the first thing you notice about people?

in person, usually how the carry themselves. like open and outgoing or more reserved. online through text, it's usually which words they use and if they capitalize or use punctuation. i like how everyone has their own sort of texting dialect

7. What’s your eye color?

dark brown, almost black

8. Scary movies or happy endings?

scary movies! i love a bleak ending but won't turn my nose up to a happy one. i like legally blonde just as much as halloween

9. Any special talents?

i hate cooking but im pretty good at it. i'm very self conscious about my writing but everyone ive shown it too, including professors, give me really positive feedback so i suppose i can count that.

i also excel academically despite refusing to study or complete readings. basically, i'm lucky.

10. Where were you born?

tampa, florida 👎🏻

11. What are your hobbies?

writing, guitar, cooking, researching nuclear physics and disasters, complaining

12. Do you have any pets?

yes i have a sweet little yorkie named ozzy, his 5lbs and 5 years old. i have a whole blog about his @ozwithablog

13. How tall are you?

5'1" or 155 cm 😐

14. Favorite subject in school?

depending on the teacher, science or history

15. Dream job?

film writer and director. i mainly want to do horror and tragedies genres but i really want to experiment with different styles and media. i loved mixed media like Who Framed Roger Rabbit and stop motion but the practical effects of live action offer just as much room for creativity

Tag: @palestrawberryarcade @fishpawws @biohazrd @b-is-for-bones shall be my targets for today >:)

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It’s your BIRFFDAY 🥳❤️🎂

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sometimes my sibling writes a post that convinces me they forget i follow them

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Chikorita chuesday innit

indeed

[id: an epic, old wizard in long flowing robes stands atop of a stone pedestal, arms raised in celebration of the chikorita photoshopped over the dragon between his hands, bony wing jutting from either side of the majestic creature.]

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No jk, D’angelo (like the opposite of dlucifer) Dominic, Dean, Donovan, Damon, Dexter

(That’s a real fuckin highway in my town btw. I had to share)

lmao you like riding on dick??

d'angelo fucking slaps?!? hello???

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a bar but like...everybody is united by their love/hatred of whatevers playing on the tv. we are all silent and enraptured and the second something happens we all erupt in cheers or boos and i turn to the person on the stool next to me and kiss them passionately despite having never talked to them before. where was i going with this. also ur the bartender and ur wearing a fun hat and mixing drinks that will absolutely give us heartburn 💚

oh absolutely and my sleeves are rolled up to elbows

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follow my friend's art account rn @dragons-on-paper