#dkurt

[joiesamevans]

Sam, hunny, is there still a frog in the house? I mean, I'm OK with it, I think, but you need to give me a heads up if you plan to keep a pet?

No, I let the frog go. I wasn’t going to keep him. We were just hanging out for awhile. And everyone reminded me how weird I am, so I pretty much let him go right away so I didn’t have to hear about it anymore. 

@joiekurt

[joiesamevans]

OK so that bunny is the cutest... We made a good choice!

Isn’t she? Thanks for helping me pick her out. She loves her Uncle Kurt!

[joiesamevans]

I'm sorry

...thanks. 

[joiesamevans]

Sam, I am very disgruntled due to lack of sleep from some crying in our common room last night. You could have gone to her.

EXCUSE ME?! Do you really wanna do this with me right now when I am on the brink of a nervous breakdown?!

[snixxx-tana-lopez-blog]

[PM:] ...Dildo island? Why do I get the feeling that it's a hair short of prostitution?

Private: 

According to the website, it’s just an island in Canada where you can go whale watching and shit. I believe that’s a front. You don’t call a place Dildo Island unless there are some serious shenanigans to be had.

[daringlybritt-blog]

darelejazzhotkurt replied to your post: Hey Britt, what's your favorite song at the...

That’s a pretty great song to be fair.

We should totally try to do it in glee club!

[baxsmythe]

sexypillsburyboy-hummel replied to your photo:↳ INSTAGRAM: @baxterbax uploaded a new photo ...

Wow…

Like what you see, Kurt?