#dmc bastard

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Hi. I'm on oc bullshit again.

I found a picture on Twitter that's basically my dmc oc Bastard and Vergil's dynamic in a nutshell 💀

Bonus with this being Bastard is like fucking umbra witch height being like 7 feet tall so he can absolutely princess carry Vergil around everywhere

(This is Bastard for those who don't know, look at him. You're legally obligated to look at him)

This was from this picrew

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Bastard (Ash)

Age: early 30's

Height: 7'2/218 cm

Gender: Male (ftm)

Birthday: 7/6 (July 6th, unspecified year since that is not clear in dmc's current canon)

Classification: A witchborn human born into a long line of coven of witches that worship to several demons as their deities since long during Sparda's time in hopes that one day their sacrifices will please the demonic deities to bless them the gift of immortality. He is capable using strong magic though has a strong disdain for it and never uses it unless 100% necessary. Possibly because of some long history of family resentment that made him and his non magic capable brother, Atlas, to abandon their family and head their own way to fight against the forces of hell to slowly bit by bit stop their family's doing.

Weapon names: The Untamed (sword) and Mist (shotgun)

Sexual orientation: "...dicks are nice."

Favorite food: lots of spicy curries, also cherries are nice.

Favorite color: greys or any light blues.

Personality: A bit more on the quieter reserved side; mostly letting his brother take a hold of making conversations when need be (mostly when it comes to jobs) and just waiting for whenever he needed to kill something. When you do get to know him a bit more he will start to gradually open up then you'll make another discovery: the man can be dumb. He's a rather tall guy so he has to bend down not to bump his head on certain doorframes...or he's supposed to, sometimes he just walks by and just violent slams his head against one on accident because he "-forgot it was there." If he goes remotely near a kitchen everyone will suffer the consequences. Can get flustered quite easily by calling him his real name (Ash) instead of the nickname Atlas randomly gave him that just seemed to stick with clients until people in the hunting community just assumed that was his real name (Bastard) also just praise him in any way, that's another strategy, evidence;

Likes: cats, swords, sour patch kids, tequila.

Dislikes: magic, salt, those small bottles of lemon juice, his mother.

Alcohol tolerance: medium, but still could get blasted if he wanted to.

Bad habits: smokes but only on rare occasion.

Romantic interests?: "...possibly."

[You can read Atlas' bio here]

(Picrew)

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Babbies.

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His face almost feels naked with how clean his face feels. He doesn't like it that much but when your brother brings up that a certain someone likes clean faces...well.

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Pair of dummies.

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I'm having ideas for bastard ash and atlas' child designs and what I have so far is that bastard had like the hentai protag hair at one point. You know, the ruffled up mop of hair with the bangs making it impossible to see the eyes? Yeah like this shit (see below) because the man didn't know how to haircut until like his late teens.

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Idk random thought Bastard ash and Atlas first meeting the crew and Nico's first reaction to bastard's height is just her going: "THAT'S A TALL BITCH." the moment he crouches down (after bumping his head) and enters the van.

But jokes aside the two do get along quite well despite Nico's corny jokes, teasing, and just being a rather loud person in general in contrast to Bastards more reserved nature. She also fixes Mist* (bastard's shotgun, see below) quite often and even makes a few upgrades to it where it can shoot different varieties of bullets with different effects.

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Oh I like this.