#dmitri study.

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you think this is funny? it's just a joke? the big joke of glass?

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1, 8, 25, 30. for dmitri

01.     pockets.

wallet. SO many keys. the mask, if he isn't wearing it. hardware store receipts - yes they end up getting washed and forgotten about and nobody gets their reimbursement.

08.     wallet.

5-7 drivers licenses. even more debit and credit cards. metro card, just the one. a card-sized printout of fallon's professional headshot from the corporation she worked for pre-dmitri. business cards for various henchmen, lower level villains, and establishments he visits or investigates when he's tailing people - including the company that hires gal to do kids' parties.

25.     five most recent in google search history. 

shilah antúnez now

ruin mutant vigilante reddit

quentin beck imdb

testosterone interactions drugs and chemicals

harley quinn gotham biggest fails

30.     netflix watch history. 

a few historical documentaries - more eurocentric or global. house of cards. dark. animal kingdom.

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sometimes you spend so long psychosexually obsessed with a crunchy blonde granola woman named josephine lewis bragin and fucking your henchman bc youre obsessed with each other that you forget that spider-man is really the whole point of it all

[vitalphenomena]

you know what i have another hc question actually. what's dmitri's true form look like. do we ever get to see. is this anything.

great question! keep asking questions, keep staying curious. im not telling you

[vitalphenomena]

OK so i will say that dmitri's physical strength does vary slightly based on the muscle mass / musculature of his form. like, if he shifts into kraven, he's as strong as kraven would be without powers he does not inherent people's powers when he shifts that would be absurd.

i think dmitri is winning the slap fight with that in mind and also because i think eddie is just such a fucking nerd while dmitri is actually pretty adept at close quarters combat.

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the girls are fallon harris and the gays are joey hellberg

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dmitri's henchperson @mctcrcity is a twenty-something college dropout who narrowly avoided scandal and is slowly going insane and more unethical working for dmitri

kraven's @rejectory assistant is elsie who is like, the most perfect professional person in the world

and that's just where dmitri and kraven are in life

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i worked really hard on this. elsie and kraven not pictured as i couldnt put them on the same image as elmo in good conscience

@mctcrcity @eyeshone