Human with small boobs: "Hey, god of evolution? Can i have big boobs?"
God of evolution: "I am terribly sorry, but you seem to mistake me for the god of dna diversion. That's who is in charge here"
(some time passes)
Human with small boobs: "Hey... God of dna diversion..?"
God of dna diversion: *typewriter sounds*
Human with small boobs: "Can I... Have a..."
God of dna diversion: *primate sounds*
Human with small boobs: "Can you give me bi-"
God of dna diversion(in a deep office lady voice): "Yes, I am already onto that. Come back in [insert unrealisticly big number here] hours, that should be by then. And please hold your complaints with yourself, especially about becoming a crab or a dolphin"
Human with small boobs: "But you didn't even heard my req-...!"
God of dna diversion(sloppily putting finger to the mouth of human)"Shhhh... I said. No complaints." *monkey fart noise*
(much more time passes)
Plastic surgeon's accountant: "And... That would be 8 kromer"
Human with big boobs but without the ability to talk to gods frivolously: "Ok let me ju- HEY!!"