[telogreika]

Revacholian Miku

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MIIIIIIIKUUUUUUUUU

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Ok it seems tags don't work. How do i promote my """art""" then

I mean it not in a "i wanna be celebrity" way, i just would prefer being seen/heard and that's all. I think my rambles are worthy to look at, are they not?

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"i keep forgetting" but isn't remembering worse? I swear i can name at least ten things i would feel better without. "Cut an eye from who mentions it and both from who forgets" YESSS!!! YES PLEASE! BLIND ME! I cannot deal with this knowledge anymore, it pains me! It burns and the firescars won't heal! But no. Death denied my prayers. I am alone with my suffer. Heh. Well. It seems it's just me. Just me. Just me and just a burning memor-

burning memory (the song) walks in

laugh track

[weepingchoir]

They should make Disco Elysium parody posts for people who are always trying not to fly into homicidal rages instead of suicidal spirals

[weepingchoir]

The bouncer squints at you. You make out the tail end of what he says over the din of the PA.

BOUNCER: “…ID?”

FANTASY-PRONE: Tch... doesn't he know who you are...?

NAIAD - Omg, he thinks you’re young~

STEALTH [Formidable: Failure] - He thinks you’re a young *boy*. You used to get this one all the time, remember?

LAS CUCARACHAS - It’s a heavy metal concert, ma’am. We are operating under conditions of absolute androgyny.

Demand to be let in.

Take offense.

SWEET SCIENCE [Medium] - Elbow him in the jaw.

Produce a ten year old picture of you.

DAMAGED MORALE -1

STEALTH [Trivial: Success] - You’re made.

WHITE-PASSING [Trivial: Success] - You’re made.

SPACETIME CONTINUUM - Election year in Florida. Humidity 81%. Hitler particles 87%.

SWEAT - Nine hundred kilometers gulfward, the eye of the sea gazes north. The hurricane will brush your house, knocking out the lights for two days, and go on to devastate the Atlantic coast. Two weeks later, it will happen again.

LAS CUCARACHAS - Behind you, people in line shift their weight boredly.

Wait.

GUERRERA URSAL [Challenging] - ¿Y por qué se tarda el gringo este?

GUERRERA URSAL [Challenging: Success] - No sabe dónde buscar tu fecha de nacimiento en la IFE.

SPACETIME CONTINUUM - IFE has been renamed to INE for ten years. The bouncer is holding one of the first products of a decade-old electoral restructuring.

NAIAD [Godly: Failure] - nooooooooooooooo

DAMAGED MORALE -1

There’s only one way out of this.

SWEET SCIENCE [Medium: Success] - Elbow him in the jaw.

DEATH METAL [Trivial: Success] - Pocket knife.

FANTASY-PRONE [Formidable: Success] - Thousand Sorrows Style: Karma-Sealing Great Lotus Naraka Strike!!

Make a scene.

LUMINOUS MIND [Challenging] - Don't.

LUMINOUS MIND [Challenging: Success] - You helpfully point out your date of birth, in small print on the upper right corner.

NAIAD - nooooooooooooooo

BOUNCER: Thank you, sir.

GUERRERA URSAL [Easy] - *TENK YU* TU PUTA MADRE PINCHE GRINGO PUÑETERO

SWEET SCIENCE [Medium] - Elbow him in the jaw.

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"alriiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight... time to stomach some goods"

"Excuse me?"

"what"

"What was that?"

"what was what"

"That."

"what that?"

"That. The thing you said."

"what i said"

"Yea. The thing you said. What was that?"

"what you mean"

"Excuse me??? What I mean?"

"hey dude calm down"

"Ok. Ok. Alright. I am calm. Now answer.

What. Are. Goods."

"goods?"

"Yes. Goods. What did you imply by saying «goods»?"

"uhh... isn't it self-descriptive?"

"No. It is not. Self. Discriptive. That's why I asked you. And now I am going to ask again. What is the meaning behind the word "goods". And while we are here - what is the meaning behind the word "stomach"? Because I do wonder about you using the word «stomach» as if it was a verb, I truly do."

"food"

"Food?"

"ye, food"

"Really?"

"reely"

"Really-really? You substituted the word «food» for the word «stomach»?"

"erm no?"

"No?"

"no"

"Really?"

"yea i subsuttuted goods and foods and not the... whatewer you said"

"Substituted."

"wha"

"You incorrectly said- Whatever. Ignore that. I have more important question." *inhale* *exhale* "You said «stomach». What meaning did you actually put in this word?"

"eat"

"It?"

"nooooou, eat. the E-A-T. the thing u do then u about to stomach"

"Really?"

"reely"

"Reeeeally?"

"ye"

*inhale* *exhale* "So let me get this straight: you meant «I am going to eat the food» but decided to code «eat» as «stomach» and «food» as «goods». Is this correct?"

"ye"

*loud inhale* *loud exhale* "Why."

"y wat"

"Why have you coded the word «eat» as «stomach» and the word «food» as «goods»?"

"4 funzies"

"YOU UGLY FUCK YOU UGLY STUPID MORON WHY HAVE YOU FUCKER HAD THE NEED TO CONFUSE ME SO MUCH AND SPEND SECONDS OF MY TIME UNSCRAMBLING WHATEVER NONSENCE YOU DECIDED FUNNY YOU PRICK YOU DUMB FUCK YOU BITCHY BIMBO UGLY FUCKER PSEUDO-COMEDIAN WITH A SINGULAR JOKE THAT STOPPED BEING FUNNY EONS BEFORE THE CONCEPT OF JOKES EVEN BEGAN TO EXIST YOU SHIT-EATING SHISNO YOU GLEP 'N WEIẞ YOU SLUG BEYONG SLUGS YOU HYPOJOAR AND UNTERMENCH IN ONE FACE YOU TICK AND FREAK AND SON OF A SON OF AN AMOEBA"

"oh so when you do it its fnuuy. its groovy. its non-glooby even. its «Oh you didn't get it? Ha, that was a simple pun... But alas, it seems like such knowledges are too sacred for your kind, m? Hm-hm!» but when i. oh the horrors. oh the beauty of the stars. it is all a nothing before your minimum rage on me. a rage for a simpular joke. a humble subverteishun of expecteishun. grach. youve achieved it. well done. but. since it came to this. let this be settled. as long as you dont play with the language. so do i. fershtein?"

"You've barrel-ly maid ennie sans"

*looks at self, sees nothing unusual*

"Gotcha."

"GETOOOOUUUUUUUUTTTTTTTTTTT"

[mixaoc]

Viewer, looking at my artwork: "This small cake looks not as fancy as others but it tastes nice nevertheless"

Me: "Oh, so you've tasted my forever weed cake"

Viewer: "YOUR. WHAT."

(face of the viewer is full of disbelief)

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Fish n chips, but chips as in chocolate chip cookies

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Fish n chips, but chips as in poker chips and fish as in balatro mult

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Human with small boobs: "Hey, god of evolution? Can i have big boobs?"

God of evolution: "I am terribly sorry, but you seem to mistake me for the god of dna diversion. That's who is in charge here"

(some time passes)

Human with small boobs: "Hey... God of dna diversion..?"

God of dna diversion: *typewriter sounds*

Human with small boobs: "Can I... Have a..."

God of dna diversion: *primate sounds*

Human with small boobs: "Can you give me bi-"

God of dna diversion(in a deep office lady voice): "Yes, I am already onto that. Come back in [insert unrealisticly big number here] hours, that should be by then. And please hold your complaints with yourself, especially about becoming a crab or a dolphin"

Human with small boobs: "But you didn't even heard my req-...!"

God of dna diversion(sloppily putting finger to the mouth of human)"Shhhh... I said. No complaints." *monkey fart noise*

(much more time passes)

Plastic surgeon's accountant: "And... That would be 8 kromer"

Human with big boobs but without the ability to talk to gods frivolously: "Ok let me ju- HEY!!"

[mixaoc]

If your humanisation of the concept of math shows even a slight hont of emotion, - you are banned from making characters for a year

[mixaoc]

Remember when tmblr posts was time-indistinguishable? And then the polar bear came and ate half of all posts? God i miss 10s-20s

[neru-spotted]

rin but they stole and dyed miku's ponytail

Uh... um, that's not true

[mixaoc]

Originally Miku had 3 ponytails. However, then neru occured

[nyaa]

[nyaa]

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Psychopomp if it was cute

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[teathattast]

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Im at the start of year 4, wish me some kind of divine miracle occurage

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

“If I had time travel I’d kill Hitler” “If I had time travel I’d stop my favourite politician getting assassinated” you’re all thinking way too small. If I had time travel I’d stop Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin from dying on the moon due to Soviet sabotage, kicking off the Great Nuclear War and devastating half of the planet.

[stavarosthearcane]

Good Job.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

#this post gets me every time 

It’s from two days ago fam how many times could there have been

[heroofthreefaces]

do you think no one else has time travel

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Happy one month anniversary to this post that has not allowed me a single day of fucking peace since I made it.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

#surprise reblog!! 

STOP IT’S BEEN MONTHS. MONTHS!

YOU CAN STOP.

[roach-works]

wow if only you had a time machine

[transdaughterofthesun]

Honestly having reached a billion notes I think it’s safe to say that in the Year of our lord 2041, this is the most popular tumblr post out there.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

I’m killing your parents before you’re born

[iforgotmyfandom]

:)

[idiototheinternet]

Still here, why’d you hesitate @derinthescarletpescatarian

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Your mum’s ability to hold up under active gunfire was really hot. I’m your dad now.

[lizyarikus]

Isn’t that the plot of Terminator

[anexperimentallife]

Where do you think the plot for Terminator came from?

[what-if-i-just-did]

This is such a classic trainwreck post that has the vibes of a 2014 screenshot posted to Pinterest and then the last addition is just last Tuesday I can’t even

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Imagine how I feel

[sunsets-on-mars]

This post is a goldmine

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

This post is an eagle that has a taste for my liver

[vaspider]

Prometheus’ eagle had to get the idea from somewhere.

[sad-stucky-shipper-107]

OH MY GGOD

[yahooo-official]

Op this post will never die lmao

[mixaoc]

From where you think gods took the idea of reincarnation, m????

Ok but this is my new number 1 favorite tmbl

[mixaoc]

Today i learned you can get a dangerous disease of "tummy hurtage" if you eat food that is not very tasty, even tho it's freshly cooked.

So this is why kids you should be rich and not poor so you will be able not to save money by buying cheap products.

...Or is it just me who does not know what products to buy. Isn't it a lottery when you to shopping and get whatever groceries and only at home you know which one are good and which one not really?

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I want to talk how Egg Head talks only in lyrics of Scooter