#dnd asmodeus

[tinselace]

These dilfs can't get out of my head.

[shellem15]

Being a Devils girly is so funny, because once you look into it, the Hells are really just like:

Asmodeus: "Oh, hello. Who are you? You're staring at me--ah, wait, I know what this is. Let me explain: I always look like the most beautiful person anyone's ever seen. Everyone sees something different, I never know who I'm going to look like to people...You don't believe me, I understand. Everyone always thinks I'm lying, and I can never say anything to that. What can you say to someone who thinks you're lying to them? It's okay, I'm not offended...Your person, the one you see in my face, they must be very beautiful, though…I didn't thank you, earlier, for helping me. Noone's ever shown me such kindness before. Who would show mercy to such a dark and terrible creature as myself? You might be the most remarkable person I've ever met...I think we're going to do great things together."

Meanwhile, his asshole Archdevils:

Zariel: *Bursts through your front door.* "YOU, mortal, cowering in the corner. You have been drafted into THE BLOOD WAR. Report to your post IMMEDIATELY for further instruction. DO NOT RESIST. CONSCRIPTION IS MANDATORY AND TRAITORS WILL BE EXECUTED--"

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Mephistopheles: "MORTALS. You are FAT, LAZY, UGLY, STUPID, and get NO BITCHES. Unlike me, who is the GREATEST AT EVERYTHING. Do you want to be SIGMA like ME? Do you want to stop being an UGLY, STUPID FUCKASS BETA MALE? You have to get your gains UP. You have to GO TO THE GYM. You have to break the WOKE LIBERAL mind control of these HOES and GO TO THE GYM and BE A MAN. For most of you, listening to this podcast is NOT ENOUGH. My 6-week-long HELLFIRE COURSE will teach YOU the SIGMA MALE GRINDSET, so that you can get RICH, FUCK BITCHES, and finally KILL your BOSS."

Bonus, for my bg3 girlies:

Raphael: Hello, mortals. Tis' I, Raphael. I see you're in a bit of bind, here, hmm? A bit of a mindflayer tadpole problem, I gather? Well, not to worry, because YOUR SAVIOR IS HERE. I, Raphael, the greatest and handsomest devil of all, can make all your worries disappear like that! All for the small, small price of one CROWN OF KARSUS, so that I may conqueror all the Hells under my boot. Ho ho, I see you're walking away. Playing catty with me, are you? Well, you don't seem to understand that I am the cat here, and you are the mouse in my claws. Meow. Yes, walk away now! You'll come crawling back to me later. I'll entertain myself watching you squirm, perhaps I might compose a few lyrics of poetry describing your misery. I myself am counted among the great poets, after all. Maybe I'll even grace you with their recitation once you come crawling back. Really, it would be an honor for such lowly mortal ears as yours, to witness but a fraction of my brilliance. And I am brilliant. Raphael the cambion, no one would expect one such as myself to rise to high places but I am a cut above the rest, the greatest devil of all, and once I acquire the Crown of Karsus all will know my glory. Songs will be sung of my brilliance, castles built in my honor, monuments raised--

[junorsky]

Commission for @talenthiel!

[bloodsol94]

WIP Whenever

I have to thank @lllchiaroscurolll for the tag in this WIP, go and read their WIP. It's a work of art!

Now I am still working mostly on Tavlon and Asmodeus's bet part 5, and this will have many parts. And if you want to read the other parts, here they are Part 1, Part 2, Part 3, Part 4(smut). Now for a small insight into what i believe (hope) will be part 9.

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Wyll was standing and looking at Mizora with disgust, he had to choose between saving his soul and his father. And he needed to as Tavlon for some advice, and she was not here! Then he noted that Mizora was looking at something behind him, and when he turned around, he saw her. She was waring ice blue Opalescent Outfit, her multicolored was in a lose ponytail, and she had a look of determintion.

"Tavlon. Imagen my surprise when one of Zariel's Sisters of Justice comes to me and says that you want to make a bet. I could barely believe my ears." Asmodeus said and walked over to her, not caring that Mizora was standing there.

Tavlon walked over to one of the Sister of Justice Arbiter Feena. "I summon Asmodeus, please go and get him. If he asks why, tell him that Tavlon Holymoore wants to make a bet with him, and that I am doing so willingly" she commanded. Arbiter Feena fled to Nessus to get the Supreme Master of the Nine Hells. "Do you really think that Master Asmodeus will talk with you? You are insane" Mizora mocked, only to feel something stand behind her, when she turned around she saw Asmodeus him self, along with Lord of the Fourth Belial. Minthara walks up to stand beside Tavlon, ready to fight if necessary.

"Let's get straight to the point, Asmodeus. I will give you my terms and then you will name yours, then we make the bet"

"Sounds good to me. Name them"

Tavlon walked over to each of her companions, "When all of this thing with The Absolute is done, I want you to free Wyll from his contract with Mizora, and remove his more devilish features. I want Karlach to have a blood and flesh heart, not this mechanical thing she has in there now, and her free from Zariel. I want you to find a way to free Shadowheart from Shar's grip. I want you to remove the Netherese orb in Gale's chest. I want you to help Lae'zel of Crèche K'liir to find The Prince of the Comet Orpheus, and put him back on the githyanki throne. I want you to free Astarion from Cazador Szarr's grip, and stop this 'Rite of Profane Ascension' Cazador Szarr has going with Mephistopheles" she said and looked at Halsin, Jahera and Minthara, whom shock their heads no, they wanted nothing from the bet.

Everyone else was trying to pick their jaws up from the ground, but Asmodeus just started to grin.

"Oh my. What a big demand you gave me. I will accept those terms. I will give you an easy one, if you can get all of those refugees rats down there inside the Gate, I'll throw in my Rod. And if you fail to stop this Absolute, you will have to stay with me in Nessus. Forever" Asmodeus said with a smirk as her friends protested his demand. Tavlon just lifted her hand to silence them, and it worked as they quiet down, and they could see she had an idea.

"You just made it a lot easier to win this bet when you offered your rod, I will get those refugees inside the Gates, and I can do so without saying a word, I can even get them a job the moment they get inside. I am so confident on that part, that I want the other archdevils here to witness it. As for staying in Nessus forever if I lose? That will not happen for I will be ether an mindflyer or dead, but if I can do that, I'll stay with you for two years" Tavlon said with a confident look on her face.

Belial snorted "As if you can get all of those rats in side the city wall. I would actually like to see that"

"Play nice now Belial, the lady knows better then you and me" Asmodeus said and looked at him with an amused smirk, he wanted to see how she would do so

"The bet is that I can defeat the Absolute without using you rod, but I want three free swings at someone head. I have a ridiculously large family" she said and smirked as he gave her a baffled look when she said she wanted to have three free swings with his rod. "Shure, We can do that, but only because I am curios on how you are going to that" Asmodeus said and handed her the contract. Tavlon signed it with out hesitation. Belial took it and notarized it. "My lady, I wish you good luck" He said and bowed to her. Tavlon returned it, there was no need for her to rude. She could be rude later.

Asmodeus looked over at Mizora and Sisters of Justice. The three of them looked absolutely terrified. His attention went to Mizoras contract, apparently the had been barging with her warlock, Wyll was it? Ether way, he looked back at the cambion, who gave him her contract. "This contract will be considered fulfilled when the Absolute is defeated, and no retaliation against these mortals" he said and let his will take over the contact. Mizora bowed not, daring to say anything to the Supreme Master of the Nine Hells.

"Lord Belial, do you have a mortal son?" Tavlon asked.

"No. Why?"

"There is an bhaalspawn walking around that looks a lot like you"

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Now I know you want to read more, but then I could just have released part 9 of the fic I am writhing.

Have a good evening

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[turgid-cucumber]

The King of Truth and Lies. The King of Action and Consequences. Th King of Hell. Asmodeus

[dastabby]

Sometimes Ravion feels so much like just some dude xD

He's not a chosen, not the descendant of a god or a chosen, didn't share the bed with his goddess (tbf, not that his gay ass would want to) nor ever had any form of contact with her. He's just there singing and dancing and hoping what he does is right.

But hey, Asmodeus once showed up at his breakfast table. Though he absolutely could have done without that, lol (it was a cool scene though!)

[r1verrat]

unholy patron

[dandelionmischief]

This is better than death.... right...?

My friend Uniwurm decided to attack my heart with emotional damage with her attack so I had to hit her back with equal force 😈 Shanjan who was deserted by her goddess the Raven Queen, and would have no choice but to make a deal with Asmodeus, the Supreme Master of the Nine Hells, or die 🤩