#dnd hc

[positive-total-drama-takez]

perception check by tom cardy with TD characters

Leonard is the bard (duh), Izzy is the half-orc, Damien is the rogue, and uhhhhhh

Mal is the DM

because I think it would be funny

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[dadolorian]

ight i gotta know what daddy whiskey would do for his baby if an old daddy of hers saw her in public and got a little too handsy with her?

Of course, Whiskeys gonna be none too happy with anyone getting handsy with his girl.  If it was some rando who was being a little too forward he’d probably just put himself between you and your unwanted ‘friend’ and try to de-escalate any situation with words. Firmly tell the guy how you’re not interested and point out you’re already spoken for if he doesn’t get the hint.  Usually, an altercation like that would end there but if anyone is being particularly aggressive he will not hesitate to throw punches or swing lasso  to keep you safe. 

But another Daddy? One you’ve probably had a rocky past with?

Well, Whiskeys just gotta mark his territory and show off.  He’ll separate you from your old Daddy, very subtly, he’ll come up with a hand around your waist protectively, pulling you from his grasp, and hold his other hand out to shake hands with your ex-Daddy, introducing himself with a charming smile.  He’ll pull you tight up into his side as he introduces himself as your new lover, giving him his fancy statesman business card to subtly show off his cash.

Let's be real, it's a silent dick measuring contest. He’ll never allude to the fact he knows what your history with the other man is, simply pretending he thinks the two of you are just old acquaintances so he can rub everything the two of you have in his face.  “Oh ain't she a peach? She's the best thing to ever happen to me! Makes me so damn happy, the prettiest damn thing I ever laid my eyes on”  He makes it damn well clear that you are taken, that you are his, and that your old Daddy fucked up royally, not only in letting you go initially but choosing to put hands on his girl. 

His smile may be charming, but the look in his eyes is fierce, making your Ex-Daddy think twice about trying that shit again.  If it ends there, good.  But just like with any rando, if it gets too aggressive he’s not afraid to defend you by any means necessary, but with an Ex of yours, he’ll simply want to make it a little more....personal.  Cue your Ex-daddy finding out the following day that his company is under investigation for fraud, whether those claims are true or not doesn’t matter. It’ll put the fear in him. 

[confused-hitman]

Gender HC(it could be canon if you want) for DnD

My girlfriend @onions-loignon and I were talking about DnD race sexualities in context of “if you make a tiefling straight, you didn’t read the handbook” and it turned into gender identities of the races/cultures and here we got

Dwarves: they are intersex anyone can procreate, if they choose to! In their language they use a gender neutral pronouns. They really don’t understand humans and their pronouns or explaination and just assume that “She” pronoun refers to the pregnant(you know that post). In their culture and society Aro and Ace is extremely common.

Elves: too complex for human understanding

Aarakocran: Gender through colour! Different clans have different colours associated with the genders. Trans aarakocrans are common and they bleach and dye their feathers to match their genders. (On a side note we talked about their culture and made God that was a chimera aarakocran that is intersex and is the god of genders and tieflings, more on the teiflings later)

Orcs: ASSIGNED GENDER BY FIGHT. They don’t have naturally female or male pronouns only strong and weak! The mead guzzlers and the milk drinkers.

Dragonborns: all women. It like that lizard species that’s all female. Assigned railer or railee at fight. He-him lesbians are common and loved unconditionally.

Tritons: as young ones they don’t really have one but at sexual maturity they all start out as male then later transition to female.

Halflings: normal male and female but they don’t reproduce via sex, they grow them in the garden. Cabbage patch kids.

Kobolds: the canon is fine and acceptable

Tieflings: we didn’t talk about gender but what would they be like when born to different races.

If you would like to know about it I’ll make another post about it later if you guys want it

[dadolorian]

What are some of Daddy Whiskey’s favorite role playing games in the bedroom? What is his absolute favorite one? 👁👁 What can a woman say that makes him go absolutely feral?

Apart from the obvious DD/LG roleplay, Whiskeys favorite roleplays are the ones that feed into his innocence kink or brat taming kink. 

Student/professor and Angel/demon are his personal favorites. Those are the ones that make his head empty and just drunk on you.

Not that he is against the times where you are more in charge and get to explore your bratty/devilish side in fact he fucking loves it because then he gets to do some brat taming with you, but he has a thing for control, and it's just not as common that he’s willing to give up that control.  When he is willing to give you control he loves the roleplays where you’re the one to seduce him. Sexy nurse, cop or masseuse?  He’s there. 

[dadolorian]

Daddy would bring me on a shopping trip and I would bolt towards build a bear and he cant stop me

Ok but imagine, every time Jack takes you to your favourite mall he always starts off with build a bear after the first time you were unable to resist going in. He was a little baffled the first time, but after the way your eyes lit up and seeing the smile on your face he shrugged it off and just had fun with you.

It’s a small tradition now, and you have a collection of bears in your apartment.

When you and Jack start to get serious he gifts you with a special bear before he leaves on a ‘business trip’ , it’s a cowboy bear and Jacks recorded his voice for it.

Teddy bear Jack doesn’t leave your bed until the real Jack is home.

[dadolorian]

Wouldnt the bear thing feed into Jacks innocence kink a lil?

Hell yeah it would. 

He’d totally use it for a bribe/reward if Honey Bee is acting a little bratty/really good. 

“If you dont behave, Daddy wont be taking you to get another bear for your collection.” 

“My princess has been so good, Daddy’s gonna have to get you two new bears next time we go shopping” 

[dadolorian]

The only thing that is ever in my brain is daddy whiskey putting his Stetson on honey bees head while she rides him. Send tweet.

I have had similar thots sent my way before, and i 100% agree.  Either that or Honey bee steals it.

But i do like the idea of him putting it on her head, grabbing her hips and driving up into her harder. 

[dadolorian]

If you are still doing SugarDaddy!Whiskey asks, I've got one. I'm wondering if the more dangerous aspects of Whiskey's job ever spill over onto Reader (and maybe she/you find out what he actually does for a living)? I love this fic and your writing btw and I can't wait for more. Stay safe!

You absolutely will find out what he does for a living but I don't want to spoil that too much, lets just say it gets a little angsty for a bit and the relationship faces some difficulties for a bit.  And not a big spoiler but the way you find out is not because Whiskey tells you.

There are a few other aspects of his job that bleeds over into your relationship, little hints of something going down here and there before you find out the truth.  Him coming home from ‘business trips’ sore and slightly bruised up, ‘business trips’ where he can’t even text you, very sudden out of nowhere ‘business trips’ , secret phone calls and texts.  At first they are all spread out so when they all first happened you didn’t think much of it until you begin to notice its a pattern.  Of course with secret agent being the last thing on your mind you begin to come up with more logical conclusions...Its a good thing the two of you have healthy communication because it sure aint going to be healthy to keep those suspicions to yourself.  When you come to him with your worries he’ll reassure you that he’s not sneaking about for the reasons you fear cheating , and he does his best to prove its all for work, he doesn’t want his baby thinking the worst of him.