#dnd nithral

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Astarion: I see you're wearing a dog's collar. Is there some story behind it 😏

Nithral: Yes. My beautiful fiance gave it to me 🥰

Lae'zel: So you're a sub, great 🙄

Gale: It looks magical. Can't help, but wonder what properties it has 🤔

Nithral: Oh, you know, standard Collar of Obedience stuff 😁

Astarion, Shadowheart, Gale: 😰

Lae'zel: They put these on dogs 😳

Shadowheart: Do you need help getting it off?.. 😥

Nithral: Why?

Gale: Do you need help with calling the engagement off? 🤨

Nithral: No, as soon as Nam returns from Avernus the wedding is back on! 😁

Astarion: Do you have to do everything that lover of yours tells you to?

Nithral: No. I wear it so I don't end up killing her in a gruesome and painful way 🥵

Astarion: …

Astarion: Yeah, you're a freak but I kinda like it.

Nithral: This collar doesn't prevent me from killing you tho 😏

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Nithral, Dark Urge cleric of Selune: *follows his urges at the Last Light Inn*

entire camp: Are you fucking stupid?

Minthara: ... Or just insane?

Jaheira: I'll act as if none of that ever happened 🙃

Sceleritas: You look so cute in the new jimjams 🥺

Selune: Some mistakes have been made... 😬

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ship bingus!

the collective brainrot: wet rod/adda

the (newest) collective cryingevillaugh: nam/nithral/gale

😌

that wet weasel of a rod and his monster gf <3 they don't deserve each other but they do, and they make each other worse and worse with every fuck, literally we need to have 3some with them in the remake otherwise it's gonna be unplayable, not kidding

Bottom Gale 3some bingo bongo <3

just now i realized since there's no Alvin in dnd verse for them to adopt ofc they would somehow find some other guy with grandiose delulu to latch onto, and they gonna fuck this one so good, literally incomprehensible gay sex of a kind you have never heard off, making each other worse and weirder in the process

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For the meme: otp: speedrunning evolution and durgetash

Alvin x Hubert - bingo bongo, they give me mental eels, like it's not canon, i know, i literally came up with it as a tiny joke for myself, like lol evil scientists should kiss about the medical atrocities, and now we're here, and like i don't actually want to be hired by CDPR but hey, hey secret agent reading my blog, just pass the note to lore keepers that this is now canon and they should add something to TW1 Remake, i will be so normal i swear

Durgetash - trying to answear this one with general game-y Durge, not Nithral specificly, bc Nithral would come in as a combo with Nam, but akjsdhajksdhjka this is such a good thing to randomly, seemingly, drop into the game, Larian when off with it, and it tells us so much about how batshit Gortash is, im in love with the whole concept

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eating glass kinda mood

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i have a moment sitting in bed listening to I Want to Live from BG3 on repeat and I figured what ending I'm gonna go with for Nithral's playthrough, even though I'm still deep in act 1, all of the pieces suddenly fit together when I listened to the lyrics

and shit, I had these ocs for literal years now, in my different verses or aus, I shouldn't get emotional about giving them sad ending and yet, it's sad and painful and good, and the fact that I'm playing though BG3 as if it's direct extension of the campaign I played in for 3 years only makes it all more bitter sweet

They always wanted to return to Evermeet and just be together there. They never did.