#dnd simon

[rocketcorgi]

Do you see the wings of time

screen caps of Dungeons and Dragons: Honor Among Thieves (2023)

[honeyxmonkey]

WHY AM I JUST NOW REALIZING THAT THE CIRCLEY THING ON SIMON'S BELT IS MEANT TO BE SPELL SLOTS???

[itsoverfeeling]

He was my fave

[mjpens]

The dungeons and dragons movie was SO GOOD. Doric and Simon are my faves

[scrappost]

i just want to scream into the universe how much i love simon aumar and for the universe to scream back with understandment 

[pajama-han]

I saw dnd movie and I'm love these guys.

[retromandy]

he’s infodumping about some magic object idk she wants to kiss him so bad they’re t4t btw

[drgnrder82]

An Unfortunate Circumstance (D&D Honor Among Thieves Fanfic)

Chapter 1

A/N: I saw the movie twice and blame @uniasus for this. I don't play d&d but I tried. If it's not right or there's problems... eh. I'm mostly here for the fun of it. This movie got me inspired to write this and my own fantasy adventure. There's a lot we don't know about Simon's family, SOOOOOOOOO i made it up. Enjoy! (NO idea how long this will be)

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Simon 

Simon stared down into the empty mug of ale, lamenting how fast he'd drunk. Because now… he needed another and was without the jovial company of his friends. Edgin, Holga, and Kira stayed behind in Targos, and now Simon wished he'd had as well. 

Maybe then he and Doric could have patched things up. If — and this was the big part — Simon could figure out what had happened to cause Doric to end their courting again. But unlike the first time, where she very verbally relayed that Simon's lack of self-esteem made her rather depressed, Simon seriously questioned why she'd backed off this time. 

No matter. 

Things were far worse than trying to figure out why the hells Doric dumped him. Simon — as reluctantly as possible — had returned to Baldur’s Gate. To see his parents. 

Because they'd gotten word about what he'd done in Neverwinter and sent a message to Targos requesting (with less than a hint of demanding) he return home. 

Bollocks. 

And to turn down an invitation by the Aumar family was… well, frowned upon. Greatly. 

Of course, he wouldn't have wished his parents on Edgin or young Kira. That would have been torture. But Kira likely would have loved to go to a fancy ball his parents would throw for whatever inane reason they could fathom and make Simon look like a fool all over again. 

"'Nother pint, m'lord?" A young barmaid with deep red hair of autumn leaves and a slight golden tan. Simon even spied pointed ears if his drunken state wasn't deceiving him. At least half-elven herself.

“Oh, aye!” 

Read the entire chapter here on AO3.

She smiled courteously, almost too politely, and poured a new pint of ale. 

“And I’m not a lord.” Though if his parents had any say, they’d… well… he’d hear it all soon enough.