Dec 29, 2025
"Can't talk. Working."
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"Can't talk. Working."
"You're seriously hot without your glasses. Seriously." Special thanks to @flowery-laser-blasts for her help, especially with this insufferable couch.
"Do you think I'd look good as a blonde?"
"Eddie-Bear!" "A-Amy!"
My secret crack pairing is Motor Ed/DNAmy.
Amy already has great taste in men, there's nothing that needs to be altered on her end to get her to find him attractive. Well, what about Ed?
It's her chassis. It's huge. Her assets. You know. She's so forward, too, it really doesn't take a lot from him to get her to go along with things.
I imagine a first encounter would induce such extreme second-hand embarrassment to anyone who happens to be around them. Here is one version.
Who approaches whom - Ed. He's busy 'window shopping' in that café in Graduation, since he attended the ceremony. He needs a pick-me-up after seeing Green and cousin Drew practically hook-up on stage. Yeah, yeah, more fish in the sea but, ugh, where's he gonna find another babe like that? She fought him with that green magic and had long, beautiful black hair and her bo - Whoa.
He spots her.
Seriously. She's not a 10, but she's enough - actually, more than enough - a rejection is unlikely. He's played this game before.
One of two things could happen - she reciprocates his advances, or she turns him down. Turning him down would mean that Motor Ed would, potentially, have to compete for her attentions with the petrified corpse of a genetically altered British man obsessed with monkeys. This is insanely funny, and would be awesome. The girl he really wants is with his cousin with a receding hairline, and being rejected by a woman he is settling for could hurt his ego enough, incense him enough to really, truly pursue her. Besides, what does that - what - thing have that he doesn't? He's tall, he's tan, he's smart, he's handsome, he has an awesome mullet. What, she likes hairy guys? He's a hairy guy! Just take a look, seriously.
Option two is she reciprocates. Now, she may be committed to pursuing Monty, committed to him emotionally, but now that she's got him...what's one more? After all, after she completed her collection of Cuddle Buddies, she felt the need to make her own! She openly flirts with Mr. Barkin and even lead on Dr. Drakken. There's no way this woman doesn't go astray every now and again (frequently). He's cute, sure, but is he smart? O, he's a mechanical engineer - maybe she has heard of him - best in the country! She's a geneticist, she says, which leads into Ed using a rather awful pick-up line about not having taken biology in forever and needing a tutor.
O, doctor, it would be my pleasure. Ending the sentence with a girlish giggle and a punch to his arm. The punch doesn't hurt, but she's got some strength to her! He makes a comment about how he likes a girl that can scrap - then she really comes on to him, hand on his chest, eyes half-lidded. She tells him, in as many words, she can be real bad if that's what he really likes.
Ed likes where this is going. Really, really likes where this is going. Seriously.
It's clear that this conversation needs a change of scenery. Before they run off, she mentions that they can't leave behind Monty. Who? O, this thing. He decides to show off, picks up Monkey Fist's statue in one easy gesture it's built weird, he thinks, and sure, it's on the heavier side of things he can lift for extended periods of time, but he's got that adrenaline in him right now and she's looking up at him in awe, in surprise, and then...well, they gotta get going!
TRACFIN: Olivier Thérondel condamné à 2 mois de prison avec sursis....
TRACFIN: Olivier Thérondel condamné à 2 mois de prison avec sursis….
Chutt!!!! Il ne faut pas en parler!
Il faut quand même savoir qu’au TRACFIN de Jean-Baptiste Carpentier , c’est aussi le monde du silence!
Olivier Thérondel, l’ex- agent du TRACFIN, a été condamné aujourd’hui à deux mois d’emprisonnement avec sursis par le tribunal correctionnel de Paris pour avoir divulgué publiquement des informations relatives à l’affaire Cahuzac.
Olivier Thérondel…
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