#dnuasc

[kaorei-endgame]

DNUASC Fall 2021: Mark, I'm Going To Give It To You Straight: The World Has Not Gotten Substantively Better in 2021 :( I'm Sorry To Be The Bearer of Bad News

it's that time again! the convergence! the season when our annual charity stream (bd4pp.com) dovetails with our semi-annual podcast content!😌 and this time, we need you!!

most of you know the rules here, but if you're new, here's how it the Downtown Nemuru Ultimate Anime Sleepytime Challenge works:

step 1) you submit fake anime titles--with or without a hilarious synopsis to really give it a whiff of verisimilitude. you can submit something outrageous like "Fate/Stay:Poppers" but the spirit of the game is to cleave your fake title as close as possible because......

step 2): i will idly glance at my anime list(?) over a number of days, cherry pick what appear to be the most absurd titles and premises, interleave them randomly with your many Title Bombshells, and....

step 3): October 30th, approximately 9:30 am Pacific Time we wake graz up 3 hours earlier than she wants to, put a cup of coffee in her hand, and ask her to DETERMINE TRUTHHOOD FROM FICTIONALITY!!!

step 4(*): OBSCURED .... for now....

step 5): we all have a good laugh in support of an important cause! 🥰

so with all that said, please submit your FAKE ANIME TITLES FOR THE PURPOSE OF TEASING GRAZ FOR CHARITY in the usual places: Joining Our Discord! The Tumblr Ask Box Emailing fastkarate @ gmail

(reminder: after recent rulings, we've decided these must be fake titles of your own creation, which must NOT include *real* anime or manga from different seasons, as that confuses the scoring way too much; real titles of non-anime/manga properties transliterated into Japanese will be accepted on a provisional basis, but let's be real: we want to see YOUR creativity shine, so please, dig deep and come up with a dumb-ass title to really wow our dumb asses!!)

stay safe and healthy :) see you there from now til October 30th at 8 am PST! bossdoors.

bd4pp crew by Wayne, arsa&grace by Muna

and don't forget, Wayne is hosting a draw stream on Sunday October 17th. a $10 donation gets you a character of your choice in the style below (and our gratitude!)

[kaorei-endgame]

New BD4PP Art!

Thanks to Wayne for the new art for this year’s stream!! Here’s all our relevant links:

Donate! Suggest! Fake Anime Titles!

New BD4PP Art! was originally published on Fast Karate for the Gentleman

[kaorei-endgame]

DNUASC SUMMER 2019 EDITION: HELLFIRE BONITO DESCENDS UPON THE FIELD. IS SUFFERING THE SOLE PURVIEW OF MAN??

(this is a copy-paste of our newsletter, which you can sign up for at https://tinyletter.com/yfi)

Lately I’ve been thinking about adopting the Eoghan Method of Fire Emblem Heroes, wherein you rank up every individual Marth to 5 stars instead of +10 a single super Marth. As I already had a +10 Cavalry Marth with Dire Thunder that rocks basically everything in the game, this feels like a more productive use of my time. Also, fire guild wars is coming up in granblue and I am suffering the dual consciousness of being like “nice! bonito’s gonna make this one ez-pz” while also being like “oh no, bonito’s gonna make it so every other guild that is actually better at this game edges us out of B-Tier,” which I suppose is an indirect way of saying that if anyone of the like 26 people that receive this newsletter play the idiot game for morons, Granblue fantasy, we have plenty of space in our crew.

By the way did you miss that we did a new revengecast: http://daveandjoel.com/?p=8038?

So I do go on, but that’s just for the sake of giving everybody something to read when, y’know, the boilerplate bounces in after this sentence: Everything beneath this graf is a copy pasta so if you’ve already read it don’t worry about it, but here I am again to remind you that with a new year comes a new anime season, and thus, DNUASC SUMMER 2019 EDITION: A CONCLUDERE FOR YOU(DERE) is now collecting entries to befuddle and befoul. Uhhhh and by the way, I y’heard it from the grapevine that there’s an anime out there this season where girls are begging other girls to pee in their mouths to keep them alive so THE BAR IS RATHER HIGH, I SHOULD SAY.

You can submit your fake anime titles via: The Tumblr Ask Box (https://fastkarate.tumblr.com/ask) Emailing fastkarate@gmail

(reminder: after certain recent rulings, we’ve decided these must be fake titles of your own creation, which must NOT include *real* anime or manga from different seasons, as that confuses the scoring way too much; real titles of non-anime/manga properties transliterated into Japanese will be accepted on a provisional basis, but let’s be real: we want to see YOUR creativity shine, so please, dig deep and come up with a dumb-ass title to really wow our dumb asses!!)

(but feel free to suggest REAL anime titles from THIS season if you think there’s a real winner in there that absolutely must not be missed! — but after the MANY snafus last month, please denote if you’re suggesting a title that’s actually real, otherwise i might think its your own and we’ll have to put yet ANOTHER asterisk next to a victory and/or defeat :<)

DNUASC SUMMER 2019 EDITION: HELLFIRE BONITO DESCENDS UPON THE FIELD. IS SUFFERING THE SOLE PURVIEW OF MAN?? was originally published on Fast Karate for the Gentleman

[kaorei-endgame]

Morning Brew #018: Downtown Nemuru Ultimate Anime Sleepytime Challenge Spring 2019 Edition

Iiiiiiiit was my birthday, and I didn’t have to pick it up the phone! Know what I *did* have to do though??  The DOWNTOWN NEMURU ULTIMATE ANIME SLEEPYTIME CHALLENGE SPRING 2019 EDITION! And this time, for AllDayStrem2019, it was LIVE AND DONE IN FIVE.

Hold onto your seats, because it’s time for a life or death struggle where Graziella’s mettle is put to the absolute test as she wends and winds a labyrinth of real and user-submitted anime titles in an quest to determine the very essence of Reality and Falsehood!

  Morning Brew #018: Downtown Nemuru Ultimate Anime Sleepytime Challenge Spring 2019 Edition was originally published on Fast Karate for the Gentleman

[kaorei-endgame]

Morning Brew #017: Downtown Nemuru Ultimate Anime Sleepytime Challenge Winter 2019 Edition

Wow it’s been like two months since we did a podcast?? Guess that means it’s time for the DOWNTOWN NEMURU ULTIMATE ANIME SLEEPYTIME CHALLENGE WINTER 2019 EDITION and this time, it’s There’s No Fear In The New Year!

Hold onto your seats, because it’s time for a life or death struggle where Graziella’s mettle is put to the absolute test as she wends and winds a labyrinth of real and user-submitted anime titles in an quest to determine the very essence of Reality and Falsehood!

  Morning Brew #017: Downtown Nemuru Ultimate Anime Sleepytime Challenge Winter 2019 Edition was originally published on Fast Karate for the Gentleman

[kaorei-endgame]

Downtown Nemuru Ultimate Anime Sleepytime Challenge FALL 2018 EDITION -- THE HYBRIDIZATION OF CROPSHARING VALUE IS FINALLY HERE (SOON)!

Hey! Wow! Who would’ve thought I’d be so crazy behind on this that October’s almost over and I *still* don’t have the #BD4PP site up. Well, I’m working on it! But let’s recall that for the past few, we’ve been combining the storied Downtown Nemuru Ultimate Anime Sleepytime Challenge with the other thing we do, which is our yearly 24-hour charity stream in support of Planned Parenthood, which is happening on:

NOVEMBER 10TH STARTING at 8:30 AM at bossdoors.tv

More details at bit.ly/bd4pp2018 (which is the space for suggestions, for now, but will eventually link to the donation page! as soon as i figure out if there’s *absolutely any possible way* to get stream integration for donations if you’re not running a charity through extralife–uhh so if anyone knows if there’s a way to use, like, steamlabs or anything else for that shit without making it so everyone donates to OUR paypal and then WE donate to Planned Parenthood and give ourselves an impossible to surmount $4000 income tax headache in the process……….)

Anyway, back to the DNUASC. You know how this works! Send me your fake anime titles to stump and/or own the graz (tm: @rosegadyn​) ASAP in order to… do the thing I just said!

You can submit your fake anime titles via: The Tumblr Ask Box Emailing fastkarate@gmail …uh curious cat i guess? sometimes i remember i have one of those…?

Get your prompts in as they come, but remember the ABSOLUTE DEADLINE is November 10th, because that’s when we’re streaming, so I won’t be able to delay for another month out of laziness like I usually do In other words, be prompt with those prompts!! 

(reminder: after certain recent rulings, we’ve decided these must be fake titles of your own creation, which must NOT include *real* anime or manga from different seasons, as that confuses the scoring way too much; real titles of non-anime/manga properties transliterated into Japanese will be accepted on a provisional basis, but let’s be real: we want to see YOUR creativity shine, so please, dig deep and come up with a dumb-ass title to really wow our dumb asses!!)

(but feel free to suggest REAL anime titles from THIS season if you think there’s a real winner in there that absolutely must not be missed! — but after the MANY snafus last month, please denote if you’re suggesting a title that’s actually real, otherwise i might think its your own and we’ll have to put yet ANOTHER asterisk next to a victory and/or defeat :<)

Downtown Nemuru Ultimate Anime Sleepytime Challenge FALL 2018 EDITION — THE HYBRIDIZATION OF CROPSHARING VALUE IS FINALLY HERE (SOON)! was originally published on Fast Karate for the Gentleman

[kaorei-endgame]

Everything beneath here is a copy pasta so if you've already read it don't worry about it, but this is a follow-up email to tell you that WE HAVE ATTAINED CRITICAL FAKEOUT MASS which means (barring any additional bathroom ceiling collapses or Panza pooping over all of our nonexistent rugs because she's ruined all of them in the house and we threw them all away) the DNUASC SUMMER 2018 EDITION GO FOR BREAK records this weekend and this is your *FINAL WARNING* You can submit your fake anime titles via: The Tumblr Ask Box Emailing fastkarate@gmail Get your prompts in quick, because we might record as early as THIS WEEKEND! But even if you miss it, don't fret! I scrupulously save every single one, and if you submit too late for Spring, Fall is always six steps behind! ^ (apparently in this paragraph i copy-pastaed, I forgot that Summer comes after Spring) (reminder: after certain recent rulings, we've decided these must be fake titles of your own creation, which must NOT include *real* anime or manga from different seasons, as that confuses the scoring way too much; real titles of non-anime/manga properties transliterated into Japanese will be accepted on a provisional basis, but let's be real: we want to see YOUR creativity shine, so please, dig deep and come up with a dumb-ass title to really wow our dumb asses!!) (but feel free to suggest REAL anime titles from THIS season if you think there's a real winner in there that absolutely must not be missed! -- but after the MANY snafus last month, please denote if you're suggesting a title that's actually real, otherwise i might think its your own and we'll have to put yet ANOTHER asterisk next to a victory and/or defeat :<)

[kaorei-endgame]

I just sent the final Downtown Nemuru Ultimate Anime Sleepytime Challenge: Summer 2018: GoForBreak Edition email, so if you haven't gotten it in yet, times a wastin'

"How do I fill my inbox with these purposeful and definitely not copy-pasted updates about this one niche podcast we do (and the one time I put out a short story)?" You ask? Why, it's as easy as clicking this link!! https://tinyletter.com/yfi