#do not make

[wowwforever]

Mario Kart Idea : Baby Park 2

okay so my main idea was to create a track where you're constantly going into traffic.

basically you need to do this double figure 8 3 times, but in the mean-time you have to survive the intersections. item boxes will be placed on both sides of the circle, essentially reloading you before you go head-first into oncoming traffic.

this will be the worst mario kart course ever if made.

[captaincolossal]

Anyway, wanna see the Extremely Cursed recipe I found while I was looking for a reasonable koliva recipe?

Lentils with Fruit

1 lb. (2 2/3 cups) lentils 5 cups water 2 tsp. salt 2 Tbsp. corn oil 4 Tbsp. minced onion 1 fat clove garlic, minced 2 (8 oz) cans tomato sauce 2 medium cooked or canned sweet potatoes 2 firm fresh pears, peeled and cored 2 large slices canned pineapple 1 large firm banana, quite green 2 tsp. monosodium glutamate

Add washed lentils and salt to cold or warm water in a large heavy saucepan or dutch oven with tight-fitting cover.  Bring water to boiling point.  Reduce heat; cover.  Simmer 30 minutes.  Do not drain.  Slowly cook onions and garlic, in oil until onions are clear and limp.  Add tomato sauce.  Cook a few minutes, then stir in the lentils.  Cut sweet potato, pears, pineapple in chunks; banana in 1/2 inch slices.  Add to lentils and sauce along with monosodium glutamate.  Simmer, covered, until pears are tender, 15 minutes or more, stirring very carefully occasionally.

Fucking. Yikes.

[caprica1990]

Random 1935 Recipe of the Day: Nerve Paste

!!Warning!! This is one of those recipes I told you about early on. This is one of those little gems from the history book that shows how little was known about certain chemicals. Arsenic-containing compounds are highly toxic and carcinogenic. The anhydride form of arsenous acid, arsenic trioxide, is used as a herbicide, pesticide, and rodenticide. So, look at this recipe, but by all means do not make it. Please. I take no responsibility for your actions if you do decide to make this stuff.

The excerpt is as follows;

Nerve Paste:

See also Dental Cements, under Cements.

             Arsenious Acid ........4 parts

             Morphine sulphate...2 parts

             Clove oil...................1 part

             Creosote, quantity sufficient to make a paste.

   After the nerve is destroyed the following paste is to be put in the cavity:

            Alum .........................1 part

            Thymol .....................1 part

            Zinc oxide ................1 part

           Glycerine...................1 part

Again, Please exercise you better judgment and realize that this is just to show a little bit of history. Do not make or use this stuff.

[graceombry]

Repeat after me....

Doc Martens do not make you pigeon-toed.

Doc Martens do not make you pigeon-toed.

Doc Martens do not make you pigeon-toed.

Doc Martens do not make you pigeon-toed.

Doc Martens do not make you pigeon-toed.

Doc Martens do not make you pigeon-toed.

Doc Martens do not make you pigeon-toed.

[beautifulheartmindandsoul]

Make A Start

Two pans do not make a cook,

Two words do not make a book,

But it's a start.

Two planks do not make a boat,

Two sleeves do not make a coat,

But it's a start.

Two notes do not make a song,

Two shorts do not make a long,

But it's a start.

Two steps do not make a walk,

Two hands do not make a clock,

But it's a start.

Setting off is half the fight,

And if you know it to be right,

Make a start!

                                                                                         Maurice Fleming

[whtaft]

Got Bored

Am trying to write like William Faulkner.

HAHAHAHAHA.

These results will be hilarious.