This took too long to do cuz I'm still getting back into art but
DoB, Dentist and DoL Harper about to win the first malpractice lawsuit in history where the plaintiff is deemed unfit to stand trial by reason of insanity and institutionalized before the trial even begins
April fools anon here sorry if I haven’t said anything (been busy with work) anyways
let’s move onto the non DoL off topics (maybe a little bit of DoL and DOB)
So DoB bailey will be the opposite tbh probably be a mix between normal bailey and regular yandere bailey he “hates” you but also wants to protect you in a way and if PC is pregnant he can’t even hold his excitement and tries his best to act like he wants to do an abortion to PC but when he remembers that he will need to take PC to Harper he just breaks character and refuses to do the joke ever again.
Avery won’t care he doesn’t give a fuck about the whole town being “normal” he just wants PC to stay inside his mansion and never leave nothing special.
Normal DoB (no Yan let’s go)
So I feel like DoB bailey can’t last a week without human meat as he needs it forced to eat regular food instead of the perfect meal of organs and freshly butchered humans he ends up going in a rampage or something idk.
Morgan
Murdered never again NEVER AGAIN I SWEAR
Stardew valley
So uhh… everyone loses just becomes one big cat and dog fight over the farmer
Yan Dob Bailey would be pretty normal. But if you're pregnant your 100% right. He's not holding it together well. The joke lasts about an hour. You mention getting rid of the kid once and he's picking you up and dragging you back to his room. He can't handle even the idea of you not being his family. He squeezes the air out of you for the rest of the day. Clingy fucker.
And you know what- dob Harper is absolutely game to fuck with you. Gonna hide his yan tendencies for a bit. Going to be the perfect doctor for you. Gaslight the fuck outta you. And when you still insist that he's acting wrong he sends you to the asylum ward to keep you. He's the only one that takes the joke too far. Going past April Fools.
For normal dob Bailey, I think his diet of human meat is born out of necessity but now it sustains him. Regular food is just kinda... blah. It's like drinking Diet Coke for so long that normal Coke is weird now. Too sugary. I think he won't be able to last either.
Avery. Stingy fucker. He's the one who encouraged the joke. Everyone puts their instincts aside for a day and tries and convince you they are normal. Even putting up a cash prize for the one who lasts the longest. It's chump change to him but it's enough to make Bailey and Briar scramble. Only to then kidnap you for the entire day and keep you trapped with him. He has no intentions of playing. He doesn't care who wins. He just wants you to feel neglected enough to finally give in to him.
Morgan is dead ✨️👋😄👋✨️
I feel like the Stardew singles would have tried to set up an April Fools thing. But yeah It's a big fight. And since usually they act so normal around the other towns folk everyone is a little weirded out while you go about your daily business un-accosted for once while the unruly hot singles in the area are hurling insults and fighting each other in the streets